You may take our lands You may take our oil You may take anything you can lay your hands on But you will never take us seriously That's why we don't like you Sorry, just spent a few days in England...
After many years of a boundary dispute it was finally agreed that Josef's farm was in Poland and not in Russia. He didn't really care who he paid his taxes to but he was glad not having to face...
A duck goes into a pub and asks for a pint. The barman stands wide-eyed and open-mouthed. The duck says "Would you mind hurrying up please, I'm working on the building site down the road and only...
Duck goes into pub and says "Any bread?" Barman says "This is a pub, we don't sell bread." Duck comes back an hour later and says "Any bread?" Barman says "I told...
RBS - "Peashaq, you have gone over your agreed overdraft limit by 1p, we are now charging you £6 per day for this privilege." P - "Any chance of a small loan to reduce my...
Ronnie Corbett's voice in his meals advert makes me cringe. I don't know why, I've nothing against the guy, but for some reason I'd like to see someone punch him on the nose every time I hear it....
I'm new here. I wondered if, when answering a crossword query, it was required to explain the reasoning for the answer. I can't see anything about it in the rules but I wouldn't wish to appear rude...
"And there's a hand, my trusty fiere!
And gie's a hand o' thine!
And we'll tak a right gude-willy waught,
For auld lang syne.
Happy Burns Night Everyone....