A bit of light refreshment in the midst of some heated threads flying about tonight it may be called for... Lets start with a bit of Ms Simone, feel free to add your own chill out tunes......
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this...
A man is in court for killing his wife. In the closing statements the man's lawyer surprises everyone when he announces "His wife was just missing. Everyone look at those doors. His wife is going to...
Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered iced tea. One girl drank them very fast and drank five of them in the time it took the other to drink one. The girl who drank one died while the other...
If you are an animal lover, stick this programme on - It's Brilliant! The vet tries various innovative, never tried before solutions to help improve the quality of life for the animals that come in...
Been a while since I was up at the crack of sparrows, yawn The birds are singing merrily and the weather seems clear ready for the sun later on. Am giving the OH a lift into work in a bit as his car...
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I'm hoping an expert could advise if this is ready to put into compost yet?
Never have I ever had an avocado seed sprout to date, so excited!...
I am fuming and wish to ask for some advice form the legal eagle's if I may. A couple of months ago my partner took our labrador to the country park where the majority is for off lead dog walking. Our...
As I walked towards the supermarket this morning I saw that a man had collapsed and a man was resuscitating him as the paramedic car arrived whilst a couple comforted the distraught wife. There was no...
Have any AB'ers ever recycled Pallet Collar's and used them as raised beds before? http://oi61.tinypic.com/2vv0qi8.jpg If so, do they work well? (i.e don't rust/ deep enough/ don't fall apart?) And,...
After just watching the first episode on 4OD, I can 100% recommend this spine chilling new series and can't wait to see the next episode tomorrow night. Has anyone else seen it and what did you think?...
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course.. The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey"....
Apologies for the delay Eccles, I've literally spent 1/2 an hour trying to get back onto AB for the 1st thread to reply but it won't let me grr... Tilly, I don't have the massive borders that I would...
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform in bed any more. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to...
[i] Apparently a true story.. [i] On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, an RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective...
A mate of mine has just admitted he's been sleeping with his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"...
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted. After...