A man walks into a pub, goes up to the bar " Pint of best " he says to the barman. Whilst waiting for his drink he notices a man sitting at a table eating a swan. Would you like a drink he asks, but...
Dear Uncle Joe always wanted my Mum to have a little girl.He desperately wanted her to be named Denise. After all he wouldn't have wanted another boy with such a silly name as Denephew
Paddy had a break in recently and all that was taken was his favourite Scrabble game. When the police came they told him they would have to look for D N A. Paddy asked 'What about the other letters?'
I called at motorway services the other day as I felt a bit peckish. In the shop I chose a bag of crisps, a Mars bar and a can of Coke. When I got to the till I said to the assistant that I was sorry...
Guess you've read that most West Midlands' football s have been taken over by Chinese companies. I hear that Stoke City have had a lot of interest shown in them by the take away on the Uttoxeter Road
A man lost both ears in a road accident. When he regained consciousness the surgeon said he needed two new ears but the hospital only had one available. However all was not lost as by chance a pigs...
'Unfair Overcharging' is the question {No. 30 }
The answer is two words of 8 and 7 letters and must include an element of
time eg. second night, December etc....
