I am watching last nights show and found the 2 Irish boys performance rather disturbing and not as funny as I thought it was going to be! What were their mentors thinking? I know that Louis Walsh is...
The Antiques Roadshow tonight has been replaced by Casualty! On ringing the BBC Complaints Line,Iwas told that as the Gran Prix Racing(Saturday) had kicked out Casualty the "schedulers" had...
A girl calls her mother, Mum I'm getting a divorce. A divorce ? Why ?' The mother asks shocked, ' Mum all he wants is bum sex. I used to have a lovely little bum hole the size of a 5 pence piece. Now...
My youngest - 12 - was invited to a party for a friends birthday - sleepover from 4 yesterday, swimming this afternoon and back to girls house after. I didn't allow her to go to sleepover as I don't...
I\'m having man trouble as always.... So, as old habits die hard, I have returned to AB for some much needed, but probably much ignored advice! There is a guy I like and we have been friends for a...
Personall, emotional or sexual problems that you wish to get of your chest with doc-knob But try to keep to the sexual problems as I specialise in sexual problems all females are welcome apart from...
This morning ( Sunday ) on BBC news there was an article on avoiding the extra charges on hiring a car whilst on holiday, but unfortunately I missed it, When we go to Jersey we hire a car from the...
I know a few of above and whilst I do believe most homos can find happiness with each other - I am generalising here I really dont believe they are ever truly happy with the way they have turned out -...
if you read my previous question you will understand my dilemma. he hasnt contacted me for 1 week (he's not a player and he's always seemed genuine)and i think he thinks i lied about my 2 yr old being...
without looking like a complete numpty. Why are women under 25 the worst drivers on the roads. Is it compulsory when buying a Golf GTI to trade half your brain in. Why are the first 6 pages of to-days...
Ok so she is not an emaciated stick insect - she is a lovely rounded woman - how do they manage to make her look so dreadful in those ill thought out unflattering dresses - if I was her I would sue !
Women are the best vehicles in the world. Why ?. Two beautiful bumpers on the front. two great bumpers at the back. Self lubricating when hot. Finger touch ignition. Automatic engine oil change every...