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Bobbisox
this could run and run but then again it could fall as flat as a fart...lol, wtf cares he-he, here goes! In a small village in the English countryside, lived a Mr...... with his.... (your turn)...
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craft1948
Following on from boobi's thread I would call mine.....'The Banging Clit'........
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4getmenot
To Redcrx!!!!! Loads of love your lil sis xxxxxx...
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dothawkes31
http://www.lookoutmountaintn.org/ was it ok to travel about locally?...
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pericat
Yadda yadda yadda - if so what music would you play
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pericat
when they are operating as in casualty/holby? If so what music would you have on while operating on a brain?
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NoMercy
A man kisses his wife goodbye before heading off to work. He's gets into the elevator, when suddenly the elevator stops and the lights go out. He knows at that precise moment his wife has died. How...
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pericat
An unknown number of people are riding a train. At the first station the train pulls into, 1/6 of the people on board get off. At the next station 1/5 of the remaining get off. This pattern continues...
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Bobbisox
Better not get into that habit, or I will end up being a bore!!! So instead I will say Good Morning to you all Short and Sweet... Bobbi...
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pericat
A woman in a shoe store pays for a pair of $30 shoes with a $50 bill. The clerk doesn't have change so he goes to the shop next door to break the $50. He then gives the woman her change. A while later...
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dinkleboo
My partners family hated me at the beginning of our relationship purely for the fact that I had a child, however a year into the relationship and they decided they were ready to meet me, minus my...
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waterboatman
Sunday, and it looks like it could be sunny. I'm planning to go and get the paper, cook lunch, settle down and watch the grand prix while doing the crossword. Such a busy day! Have a good one...
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Sqad
Every Sunday morning, as a treat, I have eggs, bacon, ect ..BUT, just because we have people coming for lunch today mrs sqad has refused to cook the breakfast on the grounds that one cannot expect her...
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caththecrazy
back . oh yes When he isn't here you still all talk about him. What does that tell you? He made you laugh he made you cry but he is the most talked about ABer. Jealousy comes to mind...
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sara3
.. have to tell everyone when I'm going to bed?
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chirpychirpy
Are we any happier with Alesha now? She certainly seemed to have been better advised and tried a lot harder, though her hair made her look like Tina Turner in the Mad Max movies.
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pericat
Well today I can. A friend called in tonight around dinner time and thanks to tips received earlier today I was able to make a chicken Sarah go a lot further with a tin of whiskas chicken in gravy -...
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dothawkes31
Will we have to keep the same one or will we be able to interchange them? I have been collecting suitable images but i wondered when I would have enough. I also wondered if we have to use the same...
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pastafreak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72HsHfhxiUg...

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