I've had my scales for years. For quite a while now they have assured me that I'm a pretty much constant weight - somewhere mildly above 'acceptable' but well below 'you fat bar steward'. I have,...
Returned from holiday with two suitcases a little bit scuffed but intact. I have just fallen down the stairs and landed in one waiting to be unpacked. I have squished the once firm and reinforced...
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Carers arrived late as per usual. When they arrive I usually nip out for a fag. When I came in I heard one carer saying to Mic " Do you think I want to be here cleaning you now roll over" I was about...
I'm just as hooked on this series as I've been on the rest. Same thing, of course - but crikey - it's entertaining - and Jack Bauer? Well, what can I say? He's good!
Carers gone, shower done, nightie on. About to come back on AB. Bang bang on the door. At this time at night I usually ignore. Bang bang this is the police open the door. I went to the door and asked...
Will you please put me out of my misery and tell me what is so heinous about a pizza? To my mind a pizza is little more than a fancy cheese on toast with extra toppings of your choosing. I genuinely...