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I am not related in any way to Fat.Phucker. What's more I despise such pond-life.
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http://www.pussyslips.com/paris-hilton-pussy-s lip.htm
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When its the stupid ones that need the advice?
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'Do you believe in life after death?' 'Yes, sir,' replied the new employee. 'I thought you would,' said the boss. 'Yesterday after you left to go to your brother's funeral, he stopped by to see you.'
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where is it?
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used to start his day by boiling a couple of eggs in the kettle, using some of the water to make tea and then wet shave with the remainder, before eating his eggs. Anyone else know of similar...
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Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.
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- The front row at a Cliff Richard concert
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why are they made of meat?
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Being able to trace lineage back to your father.
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A big Aussie is walking down the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets a mate who says "G'day mate, you shearing?" To which he replies, "Nah mate, gonna shag em both meself"
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The new bride of course is still a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I...
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and comes in buckets?
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"I like them cos they make my breath fresh" There's stunned silence then someone shouts: "Tactics you thick tw at!!!"
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The doctor said, "What happened to your back?" She replied, "It's from making love doggie-style." The doctor asked, "Don't you know any other position besides doggie style?" She said, "Yeah... but my...
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After Michael Jackson's wife had her baby, Michael asked her how long it would be before he could have sex. She replied "For god sake , let the little sod start walking first !!!!!"
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After Michael Jackson's wife had her baby, Michael asked her how long it would be before he could have sex. She replied "For god sake , let the little sod start walking first !!!!!"
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Little boy crying out in Tescos. The securuty guard says "Are you lost?" The little sobbing boy replies that he is. "What's your mummy like?" The little boy looks up and says "Big dicks and Bacardi...
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Last night on the way home from the pub I decided to take a short cut over the railway. I then saw a woman tied to the railway track I stopped and had mad sex all night. I'm hoping for a blow job...

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