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Sky diver

this is an oldie but.... 1st time sky diver - jumps out of the plane, he's heading towards earth, pulls his cord and it doesn't work. Hurling towards the ground in panic he see's a guy coming up...

keelson01

IS THERE A TIME LINE FOR SAYING "I LOVE YOU????"

My boyfriend and I have been together for a bit over a year now. We live together and I could not ask for a better man. He shows me love and affection always. He tells me I am beautiful every single...

Bobbisox

NoMercy and salla not around tonight?

Just learnt Corrie isn't on due to the factory having a massacre, so in respect of the victims of Cumbria it has been taken off, so I thought I would pop in for a bit ♥

zzxxee

do you believe in the death penelty?

and why?

alavahalf

Two eskimos...

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that ''you can't have your kayak and heat it.''...

alavahalf

My goldfish is dead ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l641JZwsQVU...

BOL10X

Trouser accident

This chap was drinking heavily at the bar drowning his sorrows. He got so drunk that he couldn't work his zip in the gents and had a wee accident. So he called his sister from the payphone in the main...

mohill

Capercoelliog

In the village of Capercoelliog in the remote fastnesses of Wales, the locals have been saving for nearly 30 years to be able to build a rugby pavilion. Finally they have done it, the pavilion has...

Snafu03

What have Theo Walcott and Mr T got in common?

They're both black and aint gettin' on no plane!

Eve

What one thing would make your life easier right now?

netibiza

Bl**dy hot here!

On spanish tv it warned that temps will reach 40o tomorrow, I am so uncomfortable as it's too hot too early.

MissCommando

F.A.O Jogger Jayne

http://www.dailymail....er-court-hearing.html...

jb190281

What will you share?

I need some crisps or nibbles I'll share some of my homemade Chocolate brownies and some white wine maybe...

stokemaveric

what is the soppiest film you have ever seen..??

you know the 1 that brings a lump to you throat or makes you bawl with tears...the champ with jon voight gets me everytime....

benny3008

Have I stayed with her too long!?!?

My girlfriend is driving me up the walls! We've been going through a rough patch recently as we haven't been able to see each other, she has been having problems with her mum and I have had alot on my...

CuteToni

Is it true in your experience, that 'opposites attract'?

I am the exact opposite of my boyfriend looks wise but we have similar personalities.

homedeeth

i'm scared of getting close to women...

scoob101

EFX performance strap.

Has anyone tried this, I suffer from aching joints from working for far too many years on the buildings. One of my friends says it is amazing. It is relatively inexpensive at £30. The part that...

supersuezy24

Iron Bru Advert

Anyone else find this really disturbing ?? The man leading all the animals....into the fudging butchers!!!!!...

wolf63

What happened to the farting dog?

I am sure that I read a question about a flatulent hound earlier tonight, I am also sure that I posted on the thread. But now it has gone - spontaneously combusted! Or did I imagine it?...

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