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Dedegoggins

Runny Nose

I wake each morning and always sneeze at least twice then my nose will not stop running for at least 10 minutes. Well today it has not stopped at all. Any suggestions. It is surely too early for hay...
14:37 Sun 04th Apr 20105 answers, last by puzzled54 21:30 Sun 04th Apr 2010
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mettalica

wrinkles

is there anyway to reduce them without surgery
16:15 Sun 14th Mar 201011 answers, last by scraggy55 12:38 Mon 05th Apr 2010
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McMouse

Driving along

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was just a figment...
13:32 Tue 09th Jun 20092 answers, last by piggynose 15:05 Sun 04th Apr 2010
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Bobbisox

Divn't cross a Geordile lass....

3 men married wives from different countries. The first man married a woman from China . He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day,...
11:11 Tue 06th Oct 200930 answers, last by piggynose 15:02 Sun 04th Apr 2010
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poodicat

Would You Like A Cleaner!

Or would you find it slightly invasive??
20:50 Fri 02nd Apr 201011 answers, last by piggynose 22:24 Fri 02nd Apr 2010
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Zeuhl

Roger Black Exercise Bike

Hi there, Anyone have a Roger Black Gold Semi-Recumbent Bike AG-10208? (NB I have already posted this in Health & Fitness but thought it might reach a wider audience here) I've just bought one...
17:20 Fri 02nd Apr 20102 answers, last by Zeuhl 19:23 Fri 02nd Apr 2010
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piggynose

anyway, jesus decides to spend a night in a hotel..

so he puts a load of nails on the reception and says could you put me up for the night?
18:38 Fri 02nd Apr 20103 answers, last by ll_billym 00:28 Sat 03rd Apr 2010
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craft1948

Good Friday..................

I'm hiding in the shed until the wife calms down. It's all my fault........ She asked "What 's on the TV?" I replied "Dust".............................
18:33 Fri 02nd Apr 201011 answers, last by dustypuss 18:57 Fri 02nd Apr 2010
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mccfluff

time for the pub

well in 37 minutes anyway have a great weekend folks and i'm buying what does everyone want?...
16:23 Thu 01st Apr 201045 answers, last by cherrychapstick 02:19 Fri 02nd Apr 2010
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piggynose

two nuns in a bath..

the 1st nun says wheres the soap? the other one says yes it does doesn´t it
19:45 Thu 01st Apr 201027 answers, last by boxtops 20:56 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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marval

What will you have?

The girls from the nursing home decided to stop at the local bar for a cocktail after their weekly bridge game. Ellie had one martini too many and upon her return to the home was feeling horney. So...
16:47 Thu 01st Apr 20101 answer, last by piggynose 19:42 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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Playbill

Two men sitting in a bar

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .' The other guy responds...
13:01 Thu 25th Mar 20102 answers, last by piggynose 19:39 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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piggynose

a man was walkinng his dog one fine sunny day, when a sweet elderly lady

stopped the man to stroke the mut, thats a lovely dog you´ve got there. whats his name? porky, porky? why do you call him porky? wait for it... cuz he fukz pigs...
20:10 Mon 29th Mar 20104 answers, last by piggynose 23:02 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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McMouse

I'll get my coat

A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid. "Mais Certainement sir," says John-Baptiste the smarmy waiter. "Would you laahk to choose your squeed from ze tank over there?"...
17:05 Tue 30th Mar 20109 answers, last by mike11111 23:01 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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steg

St Johnstone 4 v Rangers 1

ha ha
14:32 Wed 31st Mar 201017 answers, last by ahmskunnirt 20:42 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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bibblebub

Jose Mourinho

http://www.timesonlin...ll/article7082122.ece “It is a simple situation, I am happy at Inter but unhappy with Italian football...” and “I miss English football and English football...
15:51 Wed 31st Mar 201015 answers, last by redman41 17:06 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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stupid1

charged for 2 counts of Common Assault

i was arrested and charged with 2 counts of common assault on my wife. and i am worried about where this will end up. i have been more "angry" of late and this has now really scared my wife...
15:31 Wed 31st Mar 201018 answers, last by donspy 16:57 Sat 30th Apr 2011
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piggynose

i now have a problem!!! someone advised me to download .....

open office, because i asked about a cheaper alternative to word, so i spent an hour or so downloading it. its been great. but recently its been giving me problems in regards to using it to send...
16:53 Mon 29th Mar 201011 answers, last by sophie_1003 00:57 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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prendi

would you like a bag??

can you believe i was "counselled" last week for not offering a customer a green re usable bag in a well known supermarket,and if i do it again i will be disiplined!! what is the world...
21:13 Sun 28th Mar 201030 answers, last by piggynose 22:30 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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merciasounds

What food (that you don't eat anymore) do you miss from your childhood?

Could be anything from your dear old mum's roast chicken, to your granny fruit cake - to tinned strawberries and Carnation milk -
13:09 Tue 30th Mar 201022 answers, last by Canary42 00:20 Wed 31st Mar 2010

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