Got to go to my fiancees' birthday in fancy dress, its pimps and ho's! Now I feel that going in looking like this will be funny, plus might get the Mrs. one of the red hot ho costumes! So question :...
Hello all! I'm pleased to announce that I managed to pass my MA (in English literature studies) with distinction - I found out last Friday and instantly came down with a nasty cold/cough so have...
Right enough's enough - CB just isn't CB without Ned. This is my petition to BRING HIM BACK. All in favour say 'aye' in a Scottish accent. Stars will be given to the best Scot accent by a...
Right here we go - time to start friday off with a joke. A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He...
snap.....whats with all the rubbish yor spoutting at the moment......i like a bit of 'off the wall' chat but your going to far, have a few more 'social graces' in your threads and a few people...
So far I have managed to explode my porridge over the inside of the microwave, dropped a full cup of tea on the draining board (so had to rewash everything that was on there), squirted orange...
good morning all...and a special good morning to pixi.....sorry haven't had a chat lately ....our paths don't seem to be crossing much at the moment....hope your well.......save me one of yer special...
Georgi says hi and that shes missing everyone and also that shes got a really huge cream cake that she can eat to herself cos she cant share if shes not here (well okay i made that bit up but the rest...
grr. I'm in an Internet Cafe! horrible places. Just got timed out mid-email. I've got my own computer at home with wireless broadband but it's broken. Anyway, Thatcher eh? What a horrible old witch....
Just had to log in really quickly to leave you with this little gem. It's long, but stick with it as it's funny! Bye peeps! To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what...
You have just staged a highly successful revolution and seized power of all legislative, judicial and governmental functions whilst simultaneously liberating / taking over all means of production both...
but there are loads of different peeps on now, so if you were stranded on a desert island what 3 things would you take with you? (apart from the obvious family/friends/pets etc)