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nedflanders

Champers

Guess what I am eating ????
10:35 Fri 02nd Sep 200519 answers, last by Champagne 12:26 Fri 02nd Sep 2005
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darkstar

is this a good morning

is anybody there you sad sacks of sh**. or are you all lying in your pits
08:19 Fri 02nd Sep 200512 answers, last by Champagne 11:06 Fri 02nd Sep 2005
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ben98

Female dog as insult

Y is a femal dog used as an insult to women? they take it as a compliment rely. dogs rulE!!!!
21:50 Thu 01st Sep 20052 answers, last by pixi 09:20 Fri 02nd Sep 2005
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seal!

A bird cr@pped on my windscreen once. I never asked her out again....

Jibber jabba
21:29 Thu 01st Sep 200516 answers, last by ben98 22:01 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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sod_the_m25

Hey Ramone (deesel)

Where you gone hard gal ? If you'd just apologise to ma mule, like I know your gonna. Or are you too busy putting cream on your facial spots ? There's bored people here and you chickening out,...
21:30 Thu 01st Sep 200510 answers, last by sod_the_m25 22:15 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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pixi

Coooooo-eeeeeee

Has everyone gone home?
21:07 Thu 01st Sep 200510 answers, last by B00 21:48 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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moki

Beaver

Seeing as so many blokes enjoy eating beaver, how come you can't buy it at Morrisons?
21:10 Thu 01st Sep 20056 answers, last by sophster 23:39 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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milly143

*taps mic*

Is this thing on???
14:15 Thu 01st Sep 20058 answers, last by jno 16:07 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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deesel

hey guys

i must admit, my ar*ehole was twitching last night, i thought Big ED had finally kicked me... was playing verbal tennis with shaz, all of a sudden i couldn't post an answer. it was even the same this...
13:56 Thu 01st Sep 20058 answers, last by pixi 14:14 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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pixi

Has anyone noticed that

the adverts over there >>>>>>>> arent changing?  They all for oxfam today
14:01 Thu 01st Sep 200510 answers, last by Champagne 16:51 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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pixi

dinner

if you could invite anyone you wanted to dinner who would it be?  I'd invite the Teutels and Vinny cos they just crease me up (have to get a bigger house obviously but never mind)
12:55 Thu 01st Sep 200515 answers, last by PurpleLinzi 15:07 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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B00

Dinner (or lunch- if you're posh!)

Do I have....... Fried egg on toast Scrambled egg on toast Omeletes (sp?) Pancakes And yes...eggs are deffinatly the theme here!
13:44 Thu 01st Sep 200525 answers, last by JoAnnMul 17:04 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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Slow Ride

Top five fave tracks?

Mine are, in no particular order of favouriteness (it's a new word - I made it up) are: Grandmaster Flash - White Lines The Band - Weight Beastie Boys - Get It Together Eric B and Rakim -...
13:25 Thu 01st Sep 200525 answers, last by MargeB 18:24 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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sod_the_m25

Honest !

You turn up at your local A/E with your todger stuck up a vacuum cleaner or a milk bottle. You have to think quickly - how did it get there ? I wonder what people say.
12:52 Thu 01st Sep 200515 answers, last by deesel 14:48 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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shaz-rla

Vets!

Off to the vets now - no not for me deesel!!!  does anyone need any flea spray !
12:52 Thu 01st Sep 20058 answers, last by shaz-rla 17:56 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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pixi

what a morning....

.... and its not even 11.00 yet. booooooooooooooo i missed yer again :( neti i am changing my answer to your post to sod_all the roads its much easier to stay indoors on the internet lol
11:52 Thu 01st Sep 20057 answers, last by Champagne 12:26 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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twiglet4frog

xmas

Went into ASDA and asked where the Fruit Shoots were, sales assistant said "They have all been moved down an aisle to make way for the Xmas Decorations and Stock that will be on that aisle next week!"...
11:53 Thu 01st Sep 200511 answers, last by mycatis 13:33 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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nedflanders

Chris Martin and Gyneth are expecting again.....

another baby girl ........a wee sister for apple. In a press statement they said "they want a pear" P.s. Guess what I am eating???? Go on bet you dont get it!
11:47 Thu 01st Sep 200535 answers, last by Champagne 13:00 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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sod_the_m25

Hey pixi

Are you about 5 ft 2, extremely attractive, short black hair, drive a small dark car ? If so I met you in Hastings about 2 hours ago. If not I have to find out who it was quick because she's coming...
08:58 Thu 01st Sep 20055 answers, last by shaz-rla 10:44 Thu 01st Sep 2005
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netibiza

If we were all sods

Copying sod_theM25 - what would your sod be???  I would be sod the Ibiza - Sta Eulalia carretera.
09:44 Thu 01st Sep 200521 answers, last by CiderMonkey 14:32 Thu 01st Sep 2005

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