If anyone who knows me asks, I have NOT been staying up into the small hours keenly catching up on the development of a major incident between an elf and a pixi, OK? Just tell them...oh, I...
Years ago whilst working behind a bar, my mate started to serve a customer. 'Do you want all the drinks together or shall I order them one at a time'? The punter asked. 'One at a time please mate'...
My garden is plagued with elves, pixies, troglodytes, hobbits, goblins, some hobbed some not. Many grass rings and loads of discarded blue pointed hats and so many bells I trip over them. I've set up...
I called in bakers oven today in town, usually I go to greggs, but never again, wow the buns and cakes were amazing, I almost took my bed and stayed there.
Typical to form, i have been told that because my eyesight is not 100% or close i cannot have my flying lessons. I have been looking forward to these lessons for ages, i was told i would pass medical...
Whats the biggest bubble you have ever blown in your life? Mine was as big as my head but when it popped it took ages to get it out of my hair and eyebrows so I wont be doing that again
Does anyone know why fishmongers dont sell goldfish? I love fish and have tried everything from cod to shark, I would love to try goldfish, but cant find anywhere that sells it, surely someone...
If you were to save one possession from a burning building what would it be. No answers like loved ones and pets as we all now we would go for them first. Im talking something totally...
Had to stay off work as my knee has swollen due to falling UP stairs at work on Sunday, what can I do with my time? Can't go out, can't do any housework, oh dear, what shall I do?!!!!
