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pixi
How come only expensive rice krispies go snap,crackle and pop.  Why dont the cheap ones do it?  Why should us poor folk have to make do with eating breakfast without all the good sound...
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Albert Park
Just heard on the radio .....Dawn Raids ...... Are there any other names like this?
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Absinth
Morning all whats for breakfast? Im just finishing some smints from yesterday
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pixi
My iron needs descaling and I heard somewhere you can use vinegar or lemon juice to do this.  I cant remember which but have both in the house, does anyone know which one I should...
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the>one
 is it true he's finaly come out?????
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pixi
I have heard of this lots of times, but apart from an old auntie, dont know anyone who has/had an imaginary friend.  If you had one, can you see them/hear them etc.  My auntie had a name for...
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KIDDY
Man goes to the doctors.Doctor doctor, I think I'm constipated!!" he says.Doctor replies, "No ****.. -------------------------------- What do David Beckham and a Rolex watch have in common? They both...
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kazzee69
nice to see loads of people have signed the truce.. and so the war continues.
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johnny5
try this http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/sclinic.htm
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the>one
 mornng everyone, just found out that the lady i brought home two nights ago isn't angelina jolie, theres a photo of the real jolie in this mornings paper and shes nothing like the woman in...
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Absinth
Is Pixi lazy? The other day she was down stairs staighening her hair, and I was upstairs messing around with black sellotape, I hear her calling me from the living room so I go see what see wants, and...
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pixi
Go on google and search yourself, see if there is 'another you' anywhere in the world, me and my lad did it, it's good fun.  It doesnt matter if you find out your other self is a cleaner in...
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milly143
Can anyone tell me where I can get a womens black hoody online? preferably fitted. I dont mind if it is a designer brand or not.
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mr. piper
I am so sorry to ask this, but enough is enough, Has BOOBESQUE got big boobs? Please understand this is a purely academic question, i am keen to see why people pick their user names, my son christened...
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lozzzz
this morning I trod in poo while walking Parker.I clear up after my dog so other people dont tread in it,therefore I'd expect them to feel the same and clear up after their dog or dont this...
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Absinth
Before you say any thing the title isn't a typo, I got an account on an art site a while back, what do you all think? http://pliskin256.deviantart.com/
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mr. piper
Can anyone remember this phrase?         THIS IS XMY556 A FOR APPLE,             CALLING XMY556 B FOR BOB!...
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pixi
Why is it that when a woman is on her last legs with a stinking cold, shes asked 'aw bless, have you got the sniffles?' yet as soon as a man sneezes once he's suddenly got man flu?
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elfmay
any good poems?
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the>one
 morning all, just cooking some brekkie for angelina jolie...she stopped last night , a natural beauty but snores like a drain,  

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