During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty...
My young son was terrified there was a monster under his bed, so I sat him down to reassure him. "Timmy, the monster under your bed has gone now and he'll never bother you again." "Really? Are you...
I haven't had a good nights sleep in weeks. I fall asleep fine but wake up two or three times a night. It's making me miserable in the day time (I have become a glass half-full prison and I am getting...
12. No sense of decency. 19. Spanish town. 22. Shares name with sorting office. 24. Vista. 27. Clever people. 29. They're the ones who work they say. 32. We re on the 11th one now. Any help much...
The Dash There’s two dates in time that they’ll carve on your stone and everyone knows what they mean, what’s more important is the time that is known, in that little dash there in between. What...
If you were single and looking, what would be the ideal man or woman you have in your head? I have a friend who only ever goes out with the same girl- blonde, round face and sweetly pretty. I guess to...
A man dies and goes straight to Hell. The devil greets him and immediately makes him face a big decision. "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever room you choose, the person in that...
I've had a bowel infection since the 17th. The docs are waiting for poo results and can then make a decision as to what they think it is. I have an inking My hospital ward manager says to get vitamin...
We took colin to the beach today and he came back a bit smelly, I rubbed him down and brushed him. Should I have bathed him? I know you should not bathe them too often his last one was 6 weeks ago!!...
Can't get this last 6-letter answer and it's driving me mad! '' I'll look after them, '' said Dad, his ------ personality momentarily getting the better of him. Missing word is a capital city, 6...
1d hot and bothered by illness then rested badly ???s?e??? 4d silly birds s?e?? 5d take exception to some rude murmurings b?m?? 10d the man, another day, was impetuous ????? 18d novice in the wrong...
The answers to the following clues are all Pop Groups. The questions I need help with are : 1) Ski slope vigilantes perhaps (2 words) 2) Here if we hit hard times (2 words) 4) A ferrite miss (2 words)...
Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. "One day we should get her for this," said the first boy." I agree. We'll...
Hi, we returned from holiday last week and would like to query one of my sons GCSE results (a critical one for A level course). The results sheet advises that queries have to be made before 31 August...
Had 2 dreams now of a woman that I know is into other women but I've never actually asked her is she is into men too.
Not sure even if I should ask her about it, let alone how to go about it....
I put some mash in the fridge in a tupperware 'yoke' on Sat.
Would you/could you still eat it?
I'm not too lazy to make more. I'm too lazy to go to shop for spuds....