4d) City area in ecstasy, showing recovery (9) 7d) Frenchman opts out of agreement formulated for drink (5,3) 12a) Free after some string pulling (4) 28a) Not like iris, dismal when drunk (10) Your...
Taboo subject but just wondering....
I've heard mixed opinions on this, some women like men to be "last chicken in the shop" look, others prefer it short.
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A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a...
Initial reaction might be to think this is dreadful. But the babies could be brought up in loving families instead of in institutions where any type of affection would be thin on the gpound....
Good morning and welcome to week four of the MM links competition. You have had my past history as a dentist but now I am a full-time botanist. As I said last weekend I was going to spend a few days...
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet...
Norman was in his front garden mowing his lawn, when his neighbour, Susan, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house....
1.My wife, aged 81, is disabled with Parkinson's disease, but can enjoy reading. 2. She belongs to a book club which meets monthly to discuss a book that they have all read. 3.She would like to have...
when we enquired as to the collection days for these various things we were told to stick it all in the rubbish bin, no collections for recycling! I thought this was now a legal requirement to provide...
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed room with an open window,Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then...
Good morning everyone - after some lovely sunny days, it's about to dump on us again, just in time for the weekend and the Almond blossom Festival..... Mind you, it happens every year, it looks good...
On Sky news, we have just watched the headmistress of Bucklebury Primary School tell all her pupils that the new royal baby will grow up to be the King of England. She repeated it again in an...
She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. One smart jock in the back of the room asks,...
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding...