A Thailand Love Story A man was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -something...
a red indian medicine man was approached by one of the tribe's braves the brave said " tell me please - i know that every time a new baby is born, it falls to you to name it. how do you come up...
I bumped into this girl i know and she was asking about everyone in a normal way but when she was asking about my bro, her eyes lit up and her voice sounded flirty, i said he was asking about her too...
I am on the Nuvaring birth control and I do make sure I take it out every 3 weeks and put it in on the right day too, also making sure it is refridgerated, but recently I had gotten a bladder...
I had my grommet follow up today and my hearing is perfect....the left grommet isn't quite right but we are both going to ignore that... the whooshing of the pulse I can hear should settle...
.......... to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".
I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck"....
The quiz is a boy or girls name from a cryptic clue ie daybreak is dawn
1) check examination papers
2) scratched
3) early Frenchman
Thanks in advance...
I’ve just been listening to a discussion on the new National Curriculum where one man said that most of what he’d been taught at school has proven useless to him. Personally I can’t think of...
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience and you will do exactly as I say." The excitement was almost electric as...
(sorry not a question)...^^^ since my daughter and son-in-law started the adoption process. Today is the day that we've all dreamt about, they have a son and we have our first grandson. Now typical...
Things dogs hate about humans. 1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your f@rts on me...not funny...not funny at all. 3. Yelling at me for barking... I'm a dog...