I was walking down the road the other day and I saw this advert in the window that said “Television for Sale – £1- Volume Stuck On Full”. I thought: “I can’t turn...
When oi was a lass, oi ran away from moi cruel stepfaaarhter. Arrrr, he were a cruel man. Oi ran away to sea, oi did. Oi bought a faaaalse beard, and a parrot. Oi drinks rum, an' oi can buckle a swash...
my predicament: my partner had a one night stand, she was older and told him contraception didn't matter. However the next morning she informed him she wasn't taking anything. He drove her to a family...
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he had never left it on its own. But he had to go on a business trip and leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbour. So he...