theres this guy at work ive got reli close to hes lovely n we get on really well and have a gr8 laugh the trouble is i think ive started to like him more than just a mate and for new year hes asked me...
A bit of a personal one but my boyfriend when he gives me oral sex he never manages to make me orgasm. What would you suggest because it's getting embarrassing, it's been 3 and half years now! I'm...
my kitten has been drinking whiskers cats milk for the last few weeks, but we recently found a cheaper alternative. He is being a fussy little blighter though and refusing to drink it! any tips on how...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can...
i am 17 next october and will be starting college. over the summer i was thinking about getting my nose pierced. at the moment i just my ears done twice at the bottom, and on one ear - once at the...
the teacher says to the boy you maust learn your alphebet by tomorrow the boy said, ok He went home a said to his mum: Mum whats the 1st letter of the abc? his mum replied, Shut up, I'm busy! So he...
I have just wrapped up a load of presents and now they're all piled in a corner of my room. I didn't intend getting a Christmas tree but now the prezzies look lonely :( Should I get a magic tree? :)
The World's Ugliest Dog, shown here ...has passed away! ...and here is the dog, Sam (a Chinese Crested w/ many helth issues), on a talk show with the owner. Sad...but oh my stars, that's an ugly...
This is a game my boyfriend has got where you play god, I was wondering if anyone could tell me any other games he may like which I could buy him for xmas cheers in advance for any suggestions x
Circus owner walks into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner rwas so impressed that he...
2 Scousers are riding along the A19 on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them he cant...
pretty much what the title says. I'm the only girl in my year (except the bods) who doesn't know how to do it :( anyone know what I mean? I don't wanna ask anyone at school coz I'd be so...
.........cos Mrs Clarion St's staying with friends near Woolacombe. Cooking? Grab someting from freezer, slam in microwave for 2 -3 mins. Sorted! Washing? Go to local garage. Key numbers in. Drive car...