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Sunday drinking thread

Im drinking turps, aftershave and bleach. What are you drinking this fine sunny sunday night? might start on the Skol supers soon....

wilkesneil

fancy dress

i went to a fancy dress party last night.... the birds were all over me....

zabado

Life . . . .

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat . . . . some days you get pi$$ed off ! .

sir.prize

Liverpool v Man U

Liverpool go ahead http://www.vipstand.m...s-manchester-utd.html...

ummmm

My came round..knocked on the door and when I answered it he said 'Look, there's a baby in the road' I came out of the house and there was a little black girl, about 18 months, toddling in the middle...

pixi-

getting old?????

over the years ive had tons of piercings...maybe 30 or more all told...besides usual ones ive had surface and dermals..... slowly over the years ive let some heal......3 in my nose, 3 or 4 in my ears...

jb190281

Good morning!

Good morning to any early birds out there! Saturday here at last!

joggerjayne

Wake me in 3 hours please

Just got home. Already packed. Going to bed. Gotta be at Gatwick at 4.00. If anyone could post a "wake up" thread at about 2.00 ... that would be fab. Thanks, guys ... x x x ps. Night ......

bibblebub

Libya

It seems the situation has rapidly deteriorated, with planes bombing their own civilians. It's at times like this that Twitter does show what it can do best, and that is provide up-to-the minute news...

docspock

You are such a dick sometimes Doc

Very unkind I think. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

modeller

PC Incorrect joke.

I know it will be reported but this joke sums up what many think. At about 8:30 this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all...

Purple_Popple

....is so so so peed off right now....

Family !

docspock

Notice of intended prosecution !!

Damn, caught at 38 mph on unfamiliar road. Does this look like a built up area. ????? http://i53.tinypic.com/azbgb6.jpg This car went through ahead of me, I shall send the piccy to the constulary to...

mrs_overall

Suggestions need for Docpock

He needs a more normal hobby than photographing illegal number plates

Poor-Alfie

well

I'm having, Jäger-Schnitzel and a few beers. what you having? ;0)...

High

Madeleine McCann is now in America

According to a bouncer Madeleine was kidnapped by a paedophile ring with connections in Britain and could now be in America, How would he know? The PI's hired by the McCann's haven't been able to...

stokemaveric

what tv charecter scared you when you were a child???

i was scared of the daleks..and im not afraid to admit it.......

DTCwordfan

Imagine a world where the men dressed as women and women as men

What would happen?

TWR

What would you do?

What would you do if you where walking down any pavement, any where & someone with a bowler hat kicked you in the crutch! what would you do? how would you react?

sandyRoe

If you were a soldier serving in Afghanistan how would you feel if you got an e-mail...

...from the MOD telling you that you were sacked?

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