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Does Anyone Know About JSA etc?

Am in need of some advice or help please for my daughter. She recently changed jobs and was in receipt of a reasonable income, so she and her partner decided to rent a flat together. The contract for...
18:41 Wed 03rd Oct 201256 answers, last by littlesteps 12:27 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Specimen?

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back...
18:25 Mon 01st Oct 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 12:20 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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Little Susie

Little Susie comes home from school and tells her mum that the boys were asking her to do cart wheels and said she was very good. Mum said: "Don't do them. The boys only want to see your...
14:57 Mon 01st Oct 20124 answers, last by razza 13:03 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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Cling film

My blonde wife called me today and said, "I'm at the supermarket, do you want anything?" "Yes," I replied, "Pick me up some cling film." "Any particular brand?"...
14:56 Mon 01st Oct 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 18:14 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Batman

Batman and Catwoman were going out on a date and were sitting in the Batcave. "Oh Batty," she gushes, "you really are the greatest of all the superheroes." "Thank you,"...
14:55 Mon 01st Oct 20127 answers, last by Valmave 19:15 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Another Parrot One....

Mrs. Broomfield's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll...
12:21 Sun 30th Sep 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:51 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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Jesus is Watching You!

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching...
12:19 Sun 30th Sep 20124 answers, last by maggiebee 17:55 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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Cows.............

3 Scottish cows are standing in a field munching grass. Which one of them is about to go on holiday? The one with the wee calf....
10:23 Sun 30th Sep 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 14:24 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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FRIDAYS IN HELL!

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you...
23:23 Fri 28th Sep 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 13:52 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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Working duck........

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. Barman says, "Hey, you're a duck" "Nothing wrong with your eyesight," observes the duck. "Yeah, but I mean - you can TALK" says...
23:13 Fri 28th Sep 20121 answer, last by marval 15:35 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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Walking the Dog

A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mum replies, "No, because she is on heat." What does that mean?" asked the child. " Go...
09:32 Wed 26th Sep 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 14:37 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Musical Octopus

An octopus walks into a bar and says"I can play any instrument!" An Englishman hands him an electric guitar and he plays it better than Jimi Hendrix. An Irishman gives him a piano which he...
09:31 Wed 26th Sep 20121 answer, last by Jemisa 14:42 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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On the wine.....

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to...
09:29 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Angry wife

A man is sat quietly reading the newspaper when his wife enters the room and begins to hit him with a rolling pin. 'What the hell is that for?' he yells. His darling wife replies that she was about to...
19:12 Tue 25th Sep 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 13:23 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Rollerskates

A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all these years. Anything you desire, all you have to do is ask." The cat says, "Well, I lived...
18:54 Tue 25th Sep 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 13:22 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Not for breakfast

2 young boys are in their room... "You know what?" says the first boy, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The other nods his head in approval "When we go...
18:48 Tue 25th Sep 2012
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Haircut

A Guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks: "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says: "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days...
18:46 Tue 25th Sep 20122 answers, last by marval 21:46 Tue 25th Sep 2012
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Learn Korean in 5 Minutes

Learn Korean in 5 Minutes (Must Read Out Loud) 1) That's not right.......................Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive......Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP.........................Kum...
18:37 Tue 25th Sep 201211 answers, last by poosils 09:22 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Can this Will be contested?

My father has recently passed away. This is a long complicated story but basically 50 years ago he started up a business from scratch and built the family home on the premises. This is in Scotland...
09:54 Fri 21st Sep 201216 answers, last by Skyline D 13:20 Mon 24th Sep 2012

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