I was in Brighton today, the Lanes, and there was a group of three drunk women, cackling from boutique to boutique. They had the usual half-witted look and were giggling constantly as though they had...
So mr and mrs rooney wedding makes the headlines topping even international news, how they flew there priest across to marry them, my goodness i have seen where wayne rooney was raised and its your...
i had an agreed overdraft limit of ?150 with my bank lloyds tsb..they cancelled it with out telling me.. when my benefits were paid in to this account they were eaten up on this ?150 i was now...
I can't find them anywhere? Every time I go to my local Tesco, which is a big branch, they do not do them. Where can I get them from? Tiggers licking her lips
http://www.heelarious.com/category_6/Sophie.ht ml i trying my hardest to find the disclaimer that says this site is a micky take. surely people dont buy these for their babies?
Wonder how many more of these creatures i will see today, was in the bathroom doing my hair,and from out of the corner of my eye i saw a huge spider perched on my shoulder, swiped it off i thought,...
how or why did you name your pet i have a cat called buster because as a kitten he was fat a cat cat called ( dustypuss ) as he is dusty colored act called sheba looks like the cat on the Sheba advert...
has anyone seen the new girl presenting BBLB before? In the words of Nicky ..... "who is she, where did they find her" I don't like her style very much and she dresses like the pantomime dame. Just...
This bloke what a ****! he is just a high class male prostitute, he was average looking and quite boring, used to be in the building game, but now sells his services to sad old rich women,seemed to...
hi i was going to cook a roast dinner for my family on sunday but as often happens its now snowballed and i have ten people coming round.As my pans arent big enough not enough chairs etc i was...
started watching this lastnight but missed end, have seen it before but couldnt for the life of me remember who harriet is at the end, the american girls other flatmate that arrives in England, anyone...
I bought some Co-op cherry tomatoes and put them in the fridge at work, forgot about them and now a week later there is a fine white fluffy growth over some of them. Does anybody know what this is ?
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute,...
A couple is attending an Art exhibit and they are looking at a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture depicts three very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench; two have a...
My shift today decided to try to include the nominated word as above"moist" at every opportunity! was quite funny when we did a handover to the other shift and kept on putting in this word as often as...
Hi, I'm going to a wedding on Saturday and am wearing a dark (ish) grey suit, any suggestions on what colour shirt and tie would go well with this? Thanks