puss_boots Member Profile in The AnswerBank

When my colostomy bag exploded all over myself covering me in my own excrement a little bit went in my ear lobe. I have been trying to pick it out but it just goes in even further. Oh how bad I smell...

theonelungy

Hello Everybody

I have just found a piece of decomposing meat in my own feces. Fry up anyone?

puss_boots

Tropical fish.

This is a serious Q. For some time now I have been thinking about getting an aquarium. I have been completely niave and after reading loads of stuff I am not sure whether a fresh water aquarium of a...

mrs.chappie

Are you part of a big brood?

There are seven of us - I have three brothers and three sisters. Our youngest is 48 and our oldest is 61. What about you? {:0)

puss_boots

The yesses won last night.

Trivial trivia or the most drivelest drivel.. 1. What is the name of your local pub/bar? 2. What was the last thing you Googled? 3 Have you got a cookery book by a famous chef, if so who? 4. If you...

sara3

one for the boys...

following on from Dot's "how brave are you" post, I'd like to know this. if men could have babies, and I mean the whole pregnancy, labour and birth... would you? be honest now!

dot.hawkes

How brave are you?

i have just realised i am not brave at all, I wimpered like a scardy cat when the doc injected the anaesthetic into my tongue, i am now in alot of pain and can't speak much and dosed up on soluble...

puss_boots

Trivia

Me and cazzz are famous for our trivia but because some folk said that it was boring we stopped doing it. Soooo if you want another Trivia vote now and if the yesses win then one will be posted...

dot.hawkes

let's do the Z - A of answerbankers

to give everyone a second chance, I'll start with Zigzag.

WhiteBear

Phonectic Alphabet....

ok i use the boring normal phonectic alphabet at work... i wonder if we can use rude ones without getting it filtered. i'll start withthe letter A Arse.

puss_boots

The alphabet one is a good one.....

I'll start with A Arsenal..........go on then knobby your turn

hau kola

Has anyone else noticed

That people, especially teenagers, don`t say yes anymore? Instead they say yeah yeah, or even yeah yeah yeah.

joggerjayne

squeak squeak pop

I have worked very, very, very hard today ... ... and I'm nearly finished. So I think I deserve a small glass of vino. Aww shucks ... no small glasses. Big one then. Actually ... why would anybody...

cab

Lets do it again.

Lets see if we can beat the last times record on word assoiation. Cant spell it. Ill start with Jelly bean

unrulyjulie

80's songs

i want some ideas for songs from the 80's. Not the more well known ones like come on Eileen / wake me up before ya go go and Rio etc....., i meant the stuff you hear and think, wow, id forgot this,...

cab