there is a great big spider in the corner of my bedroom ceiling which i refuse to remove because he seems quite pleasant, every night at about 3am he goes for a gentle stroll across the ceiling right...
There is a lone egg custard in my fridge just crying out to be eaten. I'm not overly hungry after a big sunday roast but if i don't eat it, it will be no good tomorrow. What shall i do? Force it down...
Someone is cooking a lovely piece of brisket and it smells delicious and I am really looking forward to my dinner! Going to have lots of veg and gravy yum. I feel hungry just thinking about it LOL!...
im old im fat im ugly i have no friends(not real ones anyway) my kid hates me and has a new daddy i prey on women i have a small w!lly(or is that just the view from the webcam) im a liar im a sexual...
1) What was the last excuse you made up? 2) What easter egg have you earmarked for yourself this year? 3) What is your oldest item of clothing? 4) What time was the last phonecall you made? 5) Have...
One of the best on you tube. Please have a look. It's only 55 seconds. If the ladies need any more encouragement to click the link, it's a baby clip. 15 seconds in is a good bit....
My friend's son has Aspergers Syndrome. Thinking, at the time, that it was the right thing to do she sent him to the local secondary school. This hasn't worked out, the school hasn't helped him to fit...
How do you say DUCK?? Do you put an R in it and switch the O to a U, thus pronouncing it DORK?? The reason I ask is the latest Kate Rushby cover of the Kinks "Village Green Preservation Society"....
