My new name eye does. How many of you like it and reckon that it suits me sir? Shame that the nsoh ed will ban it tomorrow, can you all e mail the ed and get him to let P.V.C. cling on here
My 15 (will be 16 in less than a month) year old is bugging me to get her belly button pierced. She says she only wants it for holidays not to parade around at home. She is actually generally a good...
This week I've used a screwdriver and a hammer to open a bottle of wine and a hairdryer to defrost my freezer. Kind of reminds me of those top tips you get out of women's magazines, have you got...
Asda I is a bit lonely as lippy is at work at the moment. 07988416473 and no this is not a wind up I would really like to talk to you all (especially Kraft). Call me and don't be shy
Tonight i will be at a birthday party at the gay cafe.I will be unobtainable.Unless you call 0034 634 029 015.So its the gay cafe for me and kisss my bum to you lot tonite. Feel free to call . if you...
As he said that he likes fish and likes me cause I hate fish and there will be plenty more fish for nono to eat if I don't like them. But that could be reversed as nonnose likes fish and if he eats...
Apparently not happy with getting up at the crack of dawn to place their towels on sunbeds - the Germans are now booking a sunbed before they get there. !!!! I normally just throw their towels in the...