2 dyslexics walking down the street.1st one says, "Can you smell Gas?"2nd one replies, "Smell gas!!! I can can't even smell my own name!!"Ah Thank you.
I have a freind that has a slight problem, he uses the internet and goes on this kinda chat forum but isn't a chat forum, well there he has come across a girl he likes but he thinks the girl thinks he...
Hi there, I have been collecting toys and stuff for the operation christmas child project UK, but time has totally run away with me and I have missed the deadline for collection. (I'm really gutted,)...
hi, don't know if this is the right place, for about six months now been looking for an explanation. normally a sound loving wife and mother, but when the full moon is about turn into some kind of......
Ok, picture this. . . .you walk into the bathroom one day and see your gf waxing her 'tache lol. What would you do/say? would it turn you off her? would you 'see' her in a different light? some guys...
Naked as sinan army towel, covering my bellySome of us weep, some of us howlKnees turn to jellyBut Next! Next!I was just a childA hundred like meI followed a naked bodya naked body followed meNext!...
Hi, I wondered if anyone could shed light on my constant state of exhaustion. Like today for examlple, I feel like I went on a bender last night and only had a few hours sleep, yet I went to the gym...
mate .. you're about 6 years old ... why don't you go on playschool.com am i gorgeous? am i sultry? am i f**kin bothered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!