Ok so I am 13 years old, and my mum (yes I am British) asked me to get her socks for her. I opened the draw and there were 3 vibrators varying in size and a pack of condoms. Should I tell her or...
Bluebottle: What time is it Eccles? Eccles: Err, just a minute. I've got it written down on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning. Bluebottle: Ooooh, then why do you...
Once again they've outstayed their welcome in the champions league and been well and truly beaten and now they've only got the FA Cup to win. Or according to most Arsenal fans they've already won it...