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Basin Tap

Could anyone advise me why a conventional looking wash hand basin tap on the hot water side should operate in the opposite way to all other taps.The flow is fine but to turn on you turn the spindle...
17:23 Sat 22nd Sep 20187 answers, last by johnk 05:54 Sun 23rd Sep 2018
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Ct Ssan

Went to hospital this afternoon for a CT scan. Had to have a cannula inserted in my arm. The nurse tried and failed four times. She was a bit flustered. I tried to reassure her stating that her...
23:22 Thu 20th Sep 20184 answers, last by marval 16:03 Fri 21st Sep 2018
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More Alleged Russian Poisoning In Salisbury

How many Russians live in Salisbury? Vodka sales must be going through the roof.
09:49 Wed 19th Sep 20189 answers, last by ichkeria 11:27 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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Toyota Rav 4

Has anyone owned or driven this vehicle? The memsahib is thinking of purchasing one as a runabout. I don't think she will be going mud plugging along the leafy Surrey bridle paths. Looking at them...
13:48 Tue 18th Sep 20187 answers, last by retrocop 11:19 Wed 19th Sep 2018
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26 Years Waste Of Tax Payers Money

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-shot-council-worker-dead-live-tv-illegally-built-bungalow-died-085145156.html I really do not recall this case. Considering the murder was filmed by the press I'm...
12:15 Tue 18th Sep 201850 answers, last by Peter Pedant 15:16 Tue 18th Sep 2018
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Tinga Paste

Has anyone made home made Tinga paste from scratch. I have googled but I want to make the paste seperately and not too ingredient demanding( i.e. simples) , I have a tin of chipotles and tomatoes etc....
10:24 Mon 17th Sep 20185 answers, last by retrocop 20:59 Tue 18th Sep 2018
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The Russians Are At It Again

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/salisbury-attack-russian-spies-apos-083759209.html The plot thickens.It would appear another bungled attempt to cover their tracks this time....
09:25 Fri 14th Sep 20182 answers, last by Theland 07:31 Wed 19th Sep 2018
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Nun And Priest In The Qattara Depression

A nun and a priest were crossing the Qattara depression in the desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed...
18:46 Sat 08th Sep 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 22:50 Sat 08th Sep 2018
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Whimsies

Marriage comes in three sections, Engagement ring, Marriage ring, and Suffer ring! ****************************************************************************** WARNING TO DRIVERS I just filled the...
23:05 Tue 04th Sep 2018
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Shark Food

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam towards the mass of people. "First we swim around...
22:04 Tue 04th Sep 20185 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:39 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Fao Jourdain 2

They are back,Church Ladies with Typewriters. :-) The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled....
20:14 Tue 04th Sep 201817 answers, last by jourdain2 10:08 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Credit Card Theft

Police Officer to Victim: "Why didn't you report the theft of your credit card when it was stolen?" Victim: "Because the thief was spending less on it than my Wife was." Police Officer: "So why are...
12:27 Tue 04th Sep 20184 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:48 Tue 04th Sep 2018
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Anagram

"Dad. Why is my sister called Teresa?" "Well your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" "Thanks dad" "No problem Alan."...
12:24 Tue 04th Sep 20184 answers, last by -SharonA- 20:25 Tue 04th Sep 2018
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A Great Old English Pastoral Tradition

https://www.facebook.com/onegiantstride/videos/10154940816807524/...
12:13 Tue 04th Sep 20182 answers, last by mallyh 06:57 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Life In The Old Dog Yet :-)

At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she...
11:12 Tue 04th Sep 201821 answers, last by hereIam 14:46 Tue 04th Sep 2018
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Owen Smith

Anyone know what words of offence were spoken about Mrs May in a speech today? I keep catching fag ends as I flit twixt house and hostelry?
15:48 Wed 27th Jul 20165 answers, last by youngmafbog 20:09 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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Bored Swedish Seniors

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WITH BORED SWEDISH SENIORS IN A RETIREMENT PARK WHEN YOU GIVE THEM A SPOON AND A POT AFTER A LONG, LONG WINTER. http://www.youtube.com/embed/5748lK9HpOg?rel=0...
22:14 Mon 25th Jul 201613 answers, last by retrocop 22:53 Mon 25th Jul 2016
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Arabs And A Rabbi

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Rabbi sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Rabbi...
19:08 Sun 24th Jul 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 19:51 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Gun Shots In Munich Shopping Mall

Just heard brief news that a large police operation has just started.News from LBC news on car radio. No link
16:53 Fri 22nd Jul 201698 answers, last by -Talbot- 22:16 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Leader Of The Opposition

Mr Corbyn has been trying to get through to IKEA on the phone. Apparently he want's a new cabinet....
16:08 Fri 22nd Jul 201611 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:15 Sat 23rd Jul 2016

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