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Fao Danny

As it happens I forgot to mention yesterday that Mrs retro shares her birthday with you!!!! Oooops. Nearly dropped a big clanger myself . :-)
08:37 Tue 14th Jul 20153 answers, last by dannyk13 08:43 Tue 14th Jul 2015
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Jewish Genie

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last...
12:22 Mon 13th Jul 20151 answer, last by ukanonymous 12:25 Mon 13th Jul 2015
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Fao Jenniesmith

Are you feeling OK today You seem to be copying a post from another ABer on the same thread.? I count 4 different OPs. :-)
13:05 Mon 06th Jul 20157 answers, last by Bouncer33 15:27 Mon 06th Jul 2015
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Is Rag Paraded Outside Parliament

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/dad-toddler-parade-isis-flags-085025687.html#JRHuRlw Either the Met are getting soft or they are too politically constrained nowadays. In light of recent events in Tunisia...
12:23 Mon 06th Jul 201545 answers, last by Baldric 15:41 Tue 07th Jul 2015
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Icecream Icecream.

Haven't heard from him for a while.Hope he hasn't joined the transgressors. I quite liked some of his posts.Any one know if he is active still ?...
20:07 Fri 03rd Jul 201525 answers, last by divebuddy 22:00 Fri 03rd Jul 2015
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Stick Deodrant

I bought a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom." It hurts to walk, but whenever I pass wind, the room smells lovely....
12:15 Thu 02nd Jul 20152 answers, last by Georgiesmum 15:46 Thu 02nd Jul 2015
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Overime?

A Sparky [electrician?] dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd...
11:11 Thu 02nd Jul 20153 answers, last by david small 23:19 Wed 19th Aug 2015
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Little Johnny

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression "I presume". One little girl held up her hand and said: "Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I...
11:10 Thu 02nd Jul 2015
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Daily Mail Maltese Edition

Hi all from boiling Malta.Just finished X word :-)
14:53 Tue 23rd Jun 201515 answers, last by retrocop 15:31 Tue 23rd Jun 2015
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Smallest/hardest

4d. A coarse person (colloq) (4) ???? Danny. If you don't get the answer to this you are not a true Yorkshire man! :-)...
08:26 Tue 16th Jun 20158 answers, last by dannyk13 09:09 Tue 16th Jun 2015
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Fao Of Margo

Have just sent you the Cajun Prawn Gumbo recipe. xx
19:28 Tue 09th Jun 2015
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Understanding Engineers

Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike? The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday,...
10:10 Tue 09th Jun 20151 answer, last by marval 13:59 Tue 09th Jun 2015
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And God Looked Down

And God Looked Down.... Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors...
22:43 Sun 07th Jun 20151 answer, last by Marijn 22:41 Mon 08th Jun 2015
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The End Is Near

THE END IS NEAR Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish in Southern Ireland, and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road. One day they are seen together, erecting a sign...
15:09 Thu 04th Jun 20152 answers, last by marval 17:43 Thu 04th Jun 2015
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Dolly Parton And Hmq

Dolly Parton and the Queen end up at the Pearly Gates on the same day. They are both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. The Angel said 'Unfortunately, there's only one...
14:34 Thu 04th Jun 20152 answers, last by Svejk 14:44 Thu 04th Jun 2015
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Six Irishmen

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's Bar.when Paddy Murphy loses £500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the...
14:27 Thu 04th Jun 2015
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The Decision

An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see...
11:03 Mon 01st Jun 20153 answers, last by Bazile 11:09 Mon 01st Jun 2015
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Quick Crossword

I have been puzzling over this one clue all morning.Please put me out of my misery in the nicest way :-). Clean (wood) (6). I have P?L?O? Thank you in anticipation....
11:14 Sun 31st May 20154 answers, last by MargoTester 11:31 Sun 31st May 2015
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Dog Dancing

If you love dogs as I do this is great to watch.
22:36 Sun 24th May 201510 answers, last by Stephen_G 17:59 Tue 02nd Jun 2015

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