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Am currently enjoying this drama on TV. Whilst Elizabeth 1 is having an intimate tete a tete with Robert Dudley,The Earl of Essex she states, "England pays the wage of the Scottish King" Nothing has...
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Registration on the first day back at school in Reading Ahmed Al Sheriah“here” Mustafa Al Sheriah“here” Fatima El Bindiri“here” Ali Acmah Shabeeb“here” Ali Sun Al En. No answer Ali Sun...
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Police and coastguard vessels have already rescued around 3,500 English migrants attempting to cross the treacherous waters of the River Tweed in overloaded, ramshackle boats, in a bid to escape from...
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As you can see I have been reinstated to AB with due consideration and compassion shown by the ED I appreciate this is a unique privilege and I have promised the Ed that I will not abuse this...
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Ed May I respectfully ask why a complete post has disappeared from chatterbank? It concerned a rather distasteful topic I agree,but nevertheless, was ,it seems, a subject worthy of debate and opinion....
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Gizmonster How Low Can You Go - There Are Some Sick People Out There ..... Words escape me: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-32538905 I just hope he gets his comeuppance, whilst he serves his...
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http://www.pinoychow.com/giniling-ground-pork-stirfry/ Having it this eve.Done the prep. All ready to cook.Will let you know later how it went. Am out all day tomorrow at Shooting range. xx :-)...
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FLU SEASON To avoid it... Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system....
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An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit. He went to the Chief cook...
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Please don’t blame me for this. I don’t write them I just pass them along. Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Transit van when suddenly Fiona ( being a bit on the kinky side)...
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/_CwHrJt8Oz8?rel=0...
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: These facts are irrefutable. Be careful, be very careful. A wise person once said: 1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed...
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Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?' I'm Italian and I...
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Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the...
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Dear up side down mates in the Southern Hemisphere, Here in the Northern Hemisphere where we are a day behind you it is the 24th /04/2015 so I would like to wish you ANZACS a happy ANZAC day and,...
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The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. "I hope to God the doctor finds something...
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Yet another demonstration of our moderate Islamic guests non- acceptance of a democracy that the country they opted to live in promotes. Why don't they just Bog off.?...
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One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me old china, I wants you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want - after all you're the boss". But...
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A drunken Aussie walked into a very crowded bar in Sydney waving a six shooter. "Ok. Which one of you mongrels has been entertaining my sheila while I've been droving in the outback.Come on cough up...
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Winston Churchill lovedparaprosdokians, figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected. 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I...

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