I own a Nissan Nivara with reversing camera.I bought it new in 2013.In 2014 during a warm and sunny spell the screen went very dark with horizontal lines going up and down like the old TV's out of...
A teacher said to Johnny, "If I give you two cats and then two more cats and another two cats how many cats do you have?" Johnny. "seven sir" Teacher. "No listen again.I give you two cats plus two...
> Pope Francis recently finished his sermon. > He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" – “Blessed be Mankind.” > > A Woman's Rights Group approached the Pope the next day. > They...
Do I have to be signed up to Facebook to make a donation via Paypal? I know there is a delay before Paypal will show it on one's account.I was happy to see they would increase £20 to £25 but am not...
VHG Have you trawled through these 3 OP's today?They are on News section. 1. Last Night's debate 2.Labour supporters,Would you take Power at any cost. 3. Europe and Immigration. I am amazed at the...
For all those who support Europe and the free movement within it's borders. Those who wish we signed the Schengen Treaty. Read this horror story.This man,and no doubt many like him,was heading for our...
My Building Permit Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It's going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at...
When I was young in 1960's,I decided I wanted to a be doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked us was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an...
----- A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings. She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens. She is speaking in a cheery voice. "Hi, I'm so glad you...
Brenda was in the fertilised egg business. She had several hundred young 'pullets' and ten roosters to fertilise their eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and...
In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's office, Rome:...
QUOTES FROM BRITISH MILITARY ANNUAL STAFF APPRAISALS 1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. 2. I would not breed from this Officer. 3. This man is depriving a village...
A long rant but we have heard this so many times from others so is he wrong? OH BOY, DOES THIS RESONATE! Written by a senior citizen. It's difficult to disagree with the 72-year-old man who wrote this...
Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge. Kylie trips and gets her head jammed between the railings. Quickly checking nobody is watching, Robbie pulls aside her...
This idiot is constantly sniping at the Torys for being a party funded by Hedge Fund managers.Some hasty back pedalling on the way. And some accuse Farage as gormless!!...
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just reached 70). A little concerned about that comment, I...
Any Plumbers out there. A recent problem has cropped up with the shower mixer tap in the downstairs bathroom. The cold is fed by direct mains pressure and the hot by gravity feed from the hot water...