Morning all, i hope all is well :D yep its my second day off this week and im off to Liverpool the Capital of Culture! its gonna be great!!! just getting ready now and setting off pretty sooon, anyone...
Up at the crack of dawn as i got a lot to do today . Aye caramba. But i will be back at some stage today , proberly. Dont weep for me , for ill always be , close to you , no matter what , or where ,...
Ok, quick question. I live in a small village and there are more pubs here than people. I was doing some, ahem, 'research' recently and found that some of the pubs don't even have condom machines in...
Is your eyelash, did you know that? It's true, it actually starts growing out of your backside, it goes up your spine, inside the back of your head, over your skull and grows out of your eye as an...
its the latest im gonna stick it on the back of my beamer it reads " a clone is for life , not just for christmas" what bumper sticker would / do you have? " ? are you yourself or are you aclone ? "
well soon we wont have to pick up a phone and speak to another human being at this rate! Ive just had a menu shoved through the door for Pizza Hut, you can now order your pizza online!!!! whatever...
If it was boiling hot but you didnt have a bikini, swimming costume would you sit in the park/on the beach/in your back garden in your bra and knickers? Fellas if you didnt have shorts or trunks (does...