I really had to share this I invite you all to share your awful jokes! I'll get us started: Q: What has one wheel and humms? A: A Wheelbarrow full of manure All the best, Spare Ed
Bloke sits on scabby sofa with an oyster on his finger. He says to his equally scabby lager-guzzling friend sat beside him "These don't agree with me". He then waggles them (both the oyster & the...
When is labour time counted from? My mate was online saying her waters had broke at about 10.30 then how her contractions were 5 mins apart then at 3am I had msg saying she'd had a girl yet she says...
(I could have posted this in A & N, but thought I would get a more amusing response here.) Only, when I feed my cat, I ask her if she is hungry, then show her 2 whiskas sachets and ask her to choose...
Hi Just a quick question, it is my 1st anniversary to my partner in october, i want to do something special like a break away, the thing is we have no holidays left at work due to having a holiday at...
It looks like it's going to be a fine day here in Gloucestershire today. Yesterday got a bit soggy on the canal, just as well I had my waterproffs with me. Have a good day everyone.
It looks like it could be a fine day here in Gloucestershire. I hope so, I'm steering a charter today and MrsW is crewing for me. So I hope it stays fine. At least we get a free lunch out of it. Have...
Can you name?
John Wayne....
Olivia Newton John...
Feel free to include historical figures and anyone with a foreign version of John, i.e. "Juan" etc.
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it...
... NO - not Legend. That is old news and Booorrrrrring.... the obsession with it all stopped me posting on Friday, But the Mr and Mrs thread of ealier this morning? Did someone get a bit too rude or...