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and to be bombed by dozy half drugged flies that only appear when I am half way through a page.
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Can they all be Boffins?
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Bridge over troubled water
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I am lying in bed reading when I think I hear the distant sound of buzzing. I pause and listen carefully. Nothing! This happen time and again. Eventually it gets louder and I hear/feel a faint plop in...
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It's rather like when Prince Charles said to Diana "With all thy worldly goods I thee endow". Remember?
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It has 3,890,000 hits on google for "hair wrapped round baby's toe" and unbelievable as it might be, this happens frequently enough for there to be need for a warning. It is staggering that...
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For me it's "I turned around and said" "She turned around and said" etc "Basically" "At the end of the day" "You know what I mean" "I...
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Booking into a Hotel, a priest asks at Reception:- "Is the porn channel disabled?" She replies, "No, you sick b*st*rd, it's just regular porn"....
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It is to do with the pregnancy rate of young girls in Great Britain being the highest by a long chalk compared with other countries in Europe. The monumental amount of money to take these usually...
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Do you believe that the dead can still see what is going on ín the land of the living? Do you believe that they can bring messages from beyond the grave and if so why is it always so trivial?
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On BBC 4 this evening. A shocking true story. Did anyone else watch it?
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When is the best time to feed these trees and what is the most suitable out of blood fish and bone, bonemeal, calcified seaweed, gromore or miraclego? I have not got any organic material.
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With apologies in advance to those who already have these names, some of mine are: Agatha, Mildred, Gertrude, Maud, .Mabel Cuthbert, Marmaduke, Cyril, Algernon, Percival....
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Mine is a film called "Cape Fear" with Robert de Niro
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the shiny, greaseproof, tracing paper type of toilet roll. What was that all about? It was all that was available for years well into the 1960's. To my amazement I actually saw some rolls on sale in a...
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What is Alan Titchmarsh doing presenting a singing (popstar to operastar) programme? Why doesn't he stick to gardening? His name is popping up with monotonous regularity and he also has a monotonous...
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The mirror fell off the wall so now I will have to use these clips. I need some more advice. The four clips that came with the mirror are recangular and of a peculiar design. No screws supplied. The...
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I thought he perjured himself under oath. If that isn't sufficient reason for losing a title I don't know what else is.

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