In a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware...
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar...
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a pub and each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage a fly landed in each of their pints and became stuck...
A chap asks a prostitute for a shag and she tells him it's ?20. "Fine" he says, "but I'm a bit kinky". She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything violent. They get back to her flat...
In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde & a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a...
Two queers, Rupert and Quentin, are behind some bushes, When all of a sudden Rupert shouts out as he is having terrible pains in his stomach Quentin asks him "What?s the matter with you" Ruperts says...
in what advert were these word heard at the end. "How's Megan down the fish shop then" I heard it as a child i am now getting on for forty so its quite some years ago . The boys in work have heard but...
I thought pavements were for pedestrians to walk on but in my street you have to go in the middle of the street because of people parking their cars on the path .When the mrs takes the baby in the...