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Heather Mills mum & dad have bought her a new leg for xmas...........it's not her main present it's just a stocking filler !!
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Hi, I don't know if anyone can help. I'm having trouble getting YouTube to work with Safari on my Ipod Touch, it works fine if I click on the YouTube app but won't work through Safari.
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Paddy rushes into the hospital says" can someone help me the wife's in the car and she's having a baby", Nurse says to paddy " is she dilated " "Dilated she's over the f-cking...
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Microwave for sale the kids put a rooster in it, now everything taste like c-ck. Figured you might be interested in it Jackthehat !
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Wife is practicing yoga,lays on the bed with her legs around her neck. her Hubby walks in and shouts "for f**k sake brush your hair and put your teeth in you look just like your mother."
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TRANSSEXUALS. Make yourself feel more like a woman by driving a car badly whilst talking crap !
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THE OTHER day, I rushed round to my neighbours' house to warn them of the kangaroo in their garden. Imagine how silly I felt when they explained it was just their greyhound having a Sugar
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WHAT A lot of nonsense this tantric sex is. So Sting can delay his climax for seven hours. That's nothing. I've been banging my missus for forty years and she's not had an orgasm yet.
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PLEASE can someone help me? I can't seem to think of another purpose for multi-purpose compost, other than for growing plants in.
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THE PERSON who coined the phrase 'as different as chalk and cheese' obviously hadn't tasted Kwik Save's cheddar
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I've just been offered 8 legs of Venison for £200 do you think this is too dear ?
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I Love animals I do, if you could see my wife you'd understand why !

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