I would appreciate help with the following, please:- 9 across "Grouse being docile when sloth returns" (9) ??M???I?? 11 across "Short swine's indecent crime" (6) ??R??? 1 down "Lobster, say, upset...
Could you please help me by finishing the poem which starts as follows:- "What is this that roareth thus? Can it be a motor bus? Yes, the noise and hideous hum Indicat motorem bum...." (I remember...
At 4 AM this morning I smelt gas in the cupboard where the gas meter is. I phoned 0800-111-999 and within 20 minutes an engineer arrived. (the people on the phone told me to turn off the gas and open...
I would appreciate help with the following, please:- 9 across "Meat left with a doctor" (4) ???? 16 across " Outcrop split by raging water" (7) ?O?????? 24 across "Lords and ladies have crazy amount...
It has been found that if you heat an Eccles cake in a microwave oven the sugar catches fire. This prompted the following headline in the local paper:- "You can't have your Eccles cake and heat it"...
I would appreciate help with the following, please:- 14 across "Blond fool first in casualty?" 2 words 7,8, ???R?I?/F?I????? 16 across "Dancer gets hot rod in two years by deception" 2 words 7-6...
I would appreciate your advice about which electric shaver I should buy,please. (Manufacturer and model number). What have you found the most comfortable shaver to use? The prices on the Internet...
Teacher says to small child " If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and two rabbits how many do you have? Small child replies "Seven" The teacher repeats the question and gets the same answer....
1.On TV tonight I saw an intelligent bird feeding itself. 2. There was food floating on the top of water in a tall vessel of about 2 inches in diameter. 3. Nearby was a pile of small stones. 4. The...
I would appreciate help with the following, please:- 16 across "He's one part of a heater" (7) E?E???T 17 down "Stimulant dope herein is out of order, nothing less" (9) ??H???I?E 24 across "An...
I have read that a woman will conduct the last night of The Proms. I wonder what Sir Henry Wood would think of that? I don't know of any female composers of classical music. This area seems dominated...
I would appreciate your help with the last two, please:- 19 across, 2 words, 4 and 4 "Powder-make a delivery to drought region" ?U??/?O?L. 17 down "Emit when computer is operating?" U???R? (U and R...
Balloon trick.( Seen on TV Hustle programme). Bet some adults, or children, that you can walk around for 10 seconds with a balloon on your head. The balloon must not be held on by your hand, someone...
I would appreciate help with 20 across and 17 down, please. 20 across....2 words....6 and 4. ?A?T?N......???W "Bird seen with playwright and TV actor". 17 down Traveller's depression when looping the...
At a high school in Wadena in Saskatchewan a group of farm boy students decided to play a prank. They let three goats run loose inside the school during school hours. But before turning them loose...
I would appreciate help with the last one, please:-
10 down (2 words, 7&5) "Light-featured and fifty, Janet warned off".
First word L?N?E?N......Second word ?A?E?...