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When reading aloud from the Bible in church should chastisement be pronounced chastEYESment or chasTIZZment?
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Please ignore my previous post. I have found cooking instructions on the base of the carton.
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I asked my daughter to get me some turkey breast slices from Asda thinking that they would be cooked. Unfortunately they are raw. I have an electric oven and a microwave oven. Could you please advise...
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Many years ago, as a student, I worked as a temporary postman in Streatham, London. There was a postal delivery on Christmas morning then. Some people invited me in for mince pies and a glass of...
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I would appreciate help with the last two, please:- 28 across "Clever Conservative worried with bloke circling around" (8) ?D?C?T??29 down " Girl taken outside to dress up" (7) ??B???H Thank you...
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I would appreciate help with 10 down, please:- "Put out Status Quo's 1974 disco hit" (3 words 4,3,4) R???/T??/?O?T...
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I would appreciate help with 46 across, please:- 6 words "Pooh before bare-all Nativity play? That's about right. 1,4,2,4,6,5 Thank you...
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On QI tonight they discussed Christmas cracker jokes. The best was:- Question. What do you call Santa's little helpers? Answer. Subordinate Clauses....
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In the online edition of The Daily Telegraph today there a list of Christmas presents that women do not want. These are:- Sexy Santa underwear...Housecoat...Amy Childs vejazzled onesie...Plastic...
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On Channel Four's Countdown programme yesterday, Alistair McGowan said that with a name like his he felt sure that he must have Scottish ancestry. To check, he went on the programme "Who Do You Think...
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If you want a laugh, please go to wimp.com and scroll down to 15 December to see dog loves baby, baby loves dog
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Please help with the following:- 10 across "Considers as relevant" 2 words FAC?O?S ?? 6 Down "Putting forward" P?S??? Thank you...
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I sent a Christmas cart to a friend in" Barnet" Road but, unfortunately, spelt it "Barnett." The card came back marked "Address incomplete". The postcode was correct and it could easily have been...
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The giant electrical company, Siemens, encourages its staff to buy shares in the company and the staff own 20%. This encourages productivity and reduces absenteeism.
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Last one... please help with 3 down "Do put on noisy mammal's hide" (7) ?O?C?A?...
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I would appreciate your help with 15 across, please:- "Paddy playing truant beside motorway"... (7 letters) ?A?T?U?...
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I would appreciate help with the following , please:- 2 down "Almoner put out by TV panellist" (2 words) 4,6....?A?? ?E???N 14 down "Novelist looks pale after cinema trip" (2...
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I would appreciate help with the following, please:- 10 across "Sickness of a visitor,no good man" ?G?E (Might be ague) 15 across "Make cuts but fill to cover lapse" ?E?R?T? 16...
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My son married a Danish girl and they now live in Copenhagen. It's a tradition there to open Christmas presents on Christmas Eve. Lucky kids!
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Question. Imagine you are in a sinking boat surrounded by sharks and miles away from land or help. How will you survive? Answer. Stop imagining...

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