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My wife bought 30 excellent Christmas Cards at Poundland for £2 yesterday. Incredible value.
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I've just seen a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a cat flap
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Knock Knock Who's there? Doorbell repair man....
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"If ever you see a man opening the car door for his wife, it is either a new car or a new wife"
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I do not qualify for ISA's so am investing some spare money with the Post Office @ 3% free of tax. It's better than HSBC, with whom I have banked for 35 years.
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Someone asked on AB recently if the 2012 calendar would be repeated. I do not know whether they found the answer. If not, they may be interested to know that it will be repeated in 2017, 2023, 2034,...
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1.If someone is studying Natural Sciences, what does that involve,please? 2. What does a graphic designer do, please. Thank you....
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1. What will St. Peter say to you when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? (Typical answer "Welcome to Level 2") 2.What is your favourite word? 3.What is your least favourite word? 4. What is...
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1. Artificial Diamonds. I recently watched a programme on TV "Quest" about the manufacture of artificial diamonds (for use as jewellery) which can be produced in a few days. The programme...
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If you haven't tried it, may I recommend Ribena blackcurrant drink. One part of Ribena with 4 parts of water.
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1..I think that more people would vote if everybody was given the opportunity to vote by post. 2. Compulsory voting is not the answer....
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On the TV programme "Question time" last night someone suggested that financial help for businesses could be easily made by allowing them to make VAT payments one month in arrears. That...
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What a very clever anagram by Dean Moyer "Lord of the Rings"
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Asda have introduced a new rule (which I did not know existed) which means that a customer can only claim the Asda Price Guarantee cashback 10 times per month. That will make the other supermarkets...
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If you wish to describe a noisy snorer, what comparative noun can you use, please?
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I didn't realise, until I heard it on TV yesterday, that "mayday" comes from the French "m'aider" (help me)
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I keep writing I have "sex daily" when I mean to write I have "dyslexia"
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I found the Eggheads questions on the back of the RT44 crossword puzzle very easy this week. (Page 144) Did you?
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I see many spider's webs in my garden in the winter. They don't seem to realise that there are no flies around, poor things.

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