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Duncer

Police at the door

The police rapped the door this morning and, when I answered it, there were two sombre looking policemen holding a picture of my wife. "Is this a picture of your wife?" asked the younger...
14:04 Thu 28th Jun 20124 answers, last by roger 12:53 Fri 29th Jun 2012
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echokilo

King Charles III?

Will the above happen or will be step aside for Wills? And if it happens, what name will he take?
08:05 Thu 28th Jun 201235 answers, last by mike11111 12:35 Fri 29th Jun 2012
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magicmick

Dentist

My dentist is really miserable he always looks down in the mouth...
21:57 Mon 25th Jun 20122 answers, last by roger 16:31 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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McMouse

Sexual harassment?

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it...
08:33 Tue 26th Jun 201212 answers, last by wardlaw 16:29 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

The Death...

A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began questioning a number of the other workers. Based with past brushes with the law, many of these workers were considered prime suspects....
11:46 Tue 26th Jun 20126 answers, last by roger 16:19 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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starone

Drug names

This has probably been done before as it seems familiar, but there you go, they are all old aren't they? All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and...
13:33 Sun 10th Jun 20128 answers, last by leelopez4 10:09 Wed 24th Jun 2015
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mockingbird

I am bidding for a car that has no current tax-

HI I AM CURRENTLY BIDDING FOR A CAR ON EBAY THAT HAS NO CURRENT TAX- iS TRAILERING THE ONLY LEGAL WAY TO GET THE CAR HOME? THANKS
22:12 Sun 10th Jun 201220 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:42 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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marval

Einstein

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will...
13:54 Fri 04th May 20125 answers, last by roger 22:39 Fri 04th May 2012
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Carakeel

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,' . . . I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,' . .. . replied the...
13:12 Tue 10th Apr 20123 answers, last by owdhamer 22:12 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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chrisrob

More daffynitions

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade...
20:48 Fri 13th Apr 20124 answers, last by roger 20:50 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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tamborine

Freeview

Has the change over happened ? I cant get BBC1/2/ITV etc but the freeviews are ok.
18:40 Wed 04th Apr 201224 answers, last by roger 17:37 Sat 07th Apr 2012
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marval

Unusual use

A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week he would come in with the same order. One day the druggist felt he had...
17:32 Fri 16th Mar 20124 answers, last by roger 23:47 Fri 16th Mar 2012
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jd_here

Four worms and a lesson to be learned.

A priest decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.. The second...
15:47 Mon 12th Mar 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 23:17 Tue 13th Mar 2012
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wildwood

MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his...
20:49 Tue 13th Mar 20122 answers, last by roger 22:53 Tue 13th Mar 2012
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Jemisa

Codes for the more mature...

The kids have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, What The Funicular, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ATD - At the Doctor's...
14:10 Sat 10th Mar 20128 answers, last by roger 23:46 Sun 11th Mar 2012
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pillj123

Brians Mum.

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's 'roommate', Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of...
09:29 Sun 11th Mar 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 23:42 Sun 11th Mar 2012
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dickythecook

The Cursor Thief

WHEN THE GUY STOPS RUNNING, MOVE THE CURSOR ABOUT AN INCH ABOVE HIS HEAD.� http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html How does he do it?...
15:30 Fri 09th Mar 201216 answers, last by rojash 20:57 Fri 09th Mar 2012
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whiskeryron

Feeling Low

Apologies if this has been told before. I was feeling quite low last week so I rang The Samaritans they put me through to a call centre in Pakistan, I told them that I was feeling suicidal, they got...
16:07 Fri 09th Mar 20126 answers, last by maggiebee 20:25 Fri 09th Mar 2012
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shooty

Ruff sex

A little boy says to his mother,"Mummy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I remember about that party, you're lucky you don't...
19:40 Sun 04th Mar 201212 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:03 Mon 05th Mar 2012
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lankeela

The ad that drives me mad

is the one where the bloke with the banjo sings to the girl on the platform - every time I hear it I want to scream. Stupid thing is its an advert for match.com dating site - yet he picks her up on a...
09:11 Sat 18th Feb 201215 answers, last by vulcan42 22:13 Sun 26th Feb 2012

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