Remember the jokes? Q- What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof? A- A skip. Q- What do you call a Reliant Robin with twin exhausts? A- a wheelbarrow. But now that Skoda have sorted themselves...
I've recently been to Spain. Spanish women's bottoms (or at least Catalan women's bottoms) are just so cheeky, broad and round. Is it a characteristic?
Old westerns about cowboys fighting Indians never appear on TV any more. Is this simply because people grew bored with them, or were they officially banned by PC censors as offensive racist...
Humans have tamed cats and dogs to become loving, trusting domestic companions. Why have we failed with other animals? You can't imagine an otter cuddling into you or a badger rolling...
It is a dream of mine to have an isolated house on top of a high hill looking out over the surrounding country. If you could have such a house (and if planning permission was no problem),...
I fantasize about smacking women's bottoms or about seeing women's bottoms being smacked. Yet many would see this as perversion. Until recently, homosexuals were regarded as perverts, yet...
I've tried everywhere, believe me! And everybody I ask - no one knows!! The lyrics go "Get back inside me Romeo, she said / Get back inside me take me to your bed".
