Believe it or not, this is the headline of the London Metro today. I picked it up whilst returning from a job and very nearly missed my station, I was so shocked. Amnesty International were...
How's you today? Sorry if we pi$$ed you off last week, the fun got a bit out of hand. How's the experiment coming along (the one where you put an infinite number of monks in a room for an infinite...
One kitten. One careful owner. Very good natured. Eats anything. Loves children. Very playful and calm. Answers to 'freakzilla'. All reasonable offers considered.
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you...
If life is so complex, and there maybe was an Intelligent Designer, how come he's such a miserable git and doesn't come out to play? Where is the ******?
i posted this months ago, but now there's load more new shallow people on here i wanna see how shallow our swimming pool is........... you can either have world peace or perfect looks ....... what's...
I'm sorry but I cannot stand it when adults use the word "willy". It's the biggest turn off ever. I used that word when I was a little girl so it just seems wrong when ppl use it...
I'm off ... couldn't be ar$ed to post any remotley funny .. maybe I'm just not funny qhen the sun goes down!!!!!!!!!! God!!!!!!!!! Think about that ... if I was an eskimo I'd be a right moody...
What is the difference between a girl who is dressed up sexily but nicely and a girl who looks a right slapper? Where do you draw the line? What are guys attracted to?
