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Slooow_Jo

my latest victim has just left :-(

Sooo who fancies a stalker for the day ??
12:38 Sat 12th Nov 200512 answers, last by Slooow_Jo 16:18 Sat 12th Nov 2005
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johntheplamf

Life of a cat?

Would you have the life of a cat? Laying about all day, dinner whenever you Miaow, but, you're only bath is your tongue?
20:24 Fri 11th Nov 200518 answers, last by blueeyedlass 20:50 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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ilovetaz

pics

anyone got any b-day pics?
18:10 Fri 11th Nov 20057 answers, last by ronniemonda9 18:41 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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B00

Ewwwwww

There's a guy, and I used the term loosely, on my local tv news station who collects My Little Ponies. I know I'm probably not being very PC, but that is just soooooooooo wrong!
18:28 Fri 11th Nov 200512 answers, last by aka pixi 18:36 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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mycatis

I just went to the garage and bought...

A muller lemon cheesecake yogurt, a chocolate digestive muller corner,a twix, a peperami, a bag of prawn crackers, a bag of onion rings ,a big bag of ready salted crisps, a twix and 10 fags. Do you...
18:31 Fri 11th Nov 200513 answers, last by mycatis 18:49 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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dozie

Oh my God, the shame of it!

I have just came back onto AB after a 24 hour break to find one of the questions i asked yesterday on CB has been banned!!! The joke is - it was a "normal" question. What constitutes a question being...
18:23 Fri 11th Nov 20052 answers, last by dozie 18:38 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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arty7774

Ghana

I am going to Ghana early next year has anyone got any do's and don'ts while I am out there?
13:14 Fri 11th Nov 20053 answers, last by bongerman 17:05 Thu 17th Nov 2005
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Kirki

Any1 famous?

Does anyone have a claim to fame? decent or rubbish? mines quite rubbish but as a man u fan i will treasure the memory forever - i met david beckham at a man u game where they come out and sign...
16:57 Fri 11th Nov 200514 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 18:14 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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Champagne

Hands up who's done the following:-

1) Mooned in public2) Stolen stationery from work3) Fallen asleep on the train only to miss your stop4) Had phone sex5) Crossed over the street when you've seen somebody coming towards you who you...
15:39 Fri 11th Nov 200518 answers, last by Lore 17:53 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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Champagne

My sister's birthday card

It reads:-"When it comes to giving presents I stop at nothing... That's yours sorted then!"Made me chuckle anyway.
15:58 Fri 11th Nov 20054 answers, last by ilovetaz 18:04 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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lepers

peep show

peep shows back on tv woohoo
16:41 Fri 11th Nov 200518 answers, last by lepers 17:40 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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Rubyrose

Grrrrrrrr

I hate sales calls. This is how the one I just got went - * Ring ring * Me - Hello? Her - Hello madam, my name is Wendy and I am calling from 'Blah blah blah'. This is just a social call and it won't...
11:49 Fri 11th Nov 200532 answers, last by january_bug 14:27 Sat 12th Nov 2005
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Gooner_Badge

another classic from the Gooner volumes..........

whilst cruising through my office one day, there was a particulary fit specimen of minge walking towards me thorugh a double door ... I done a slick james bond manuouver and sort of half turn, slid...
15:07 Fri 11th Nov 20056 answers, last by whiffey 16:01 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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Gooner_Badge

another teaser for ya................

When is it considered sociably acceptable to .. (now lets speak in cockney code so I don't get barred!) ... ask a treacle if you blow ya beans over her boat?
14:51 Fri 11th Nov 200511 answers, last by Gill 05 17:01 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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Gooner_Badge

true and lame story

thought I'd share this gem with ya ............ One time an ex-lady friend of mine and I where making sweet love ... I got hugely embarrassed at the speed that I reached the point of champagne cork...
14:57 Fri 11th Nov 200510 answers, last by january_bug 15:05 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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ronniemonda9

Chatterbank group holiday

This year - Somaliaaaarrrrrr!
14:40 Fri 11th Nov 20058 answers, last by ronniemonda9 15:00 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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ronniemonda9

Knock knock

Who's there? Just me!
14:52 Fri 11th Nov 20056 answers, last by blueeyedlass 15:01 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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Gooner_Badge

a poser for ya.

Got a new bird started at work .. she's got crackin norks .. when would it be considered acceptable for me to stand over her and take pictures of her amazing cleavage with my camera phone without her...
14:38 Fri 11th Nov 20058 answers, last by dotjhawkes 14:42 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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ronniemonda9

Evolution

Following from the other thread, did evolution actually happen? If so: what did we come from? what was before them? what's still around of what was way back then? what happened to the other stuff? why...
16:55 Thu 10th Nov 20058 answers, last by mibn2cweus 23:17 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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ronniemonda9

New category

How about a 'Food and Drink' category?
22:22 Thu 10th Nov 200511 answers, last by smudge 14:07 Fri 11th Nov 2005

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