V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi,...
I had to laugh at this text message sent in to yesterday's Metro newspaper:
You know you're getting old when you watch porn and think: "ooh, that bed looks comfy"!...
spicy crab cakes Chicken noodle soup Baba Ganoush (baked aubergine dip with tahini) warm pitta Deep fried beer-battered skate wing, hand cut chips and mushy/garden peas or Spicy lamb tagine with cous...
Southampton City Council bosses have banned staff from wearing mini-skirts and could send them home if they flout the rules. Women staff received a memo telling them they needed to dress respectfully...
He said. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said. You wear pants don't you? He said. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said. That's a good idea - you...
Morning rowan - please thank tinkerbell for me. I am off for a few days now but hope to catch you again after the weekend. Hope you enjoy your weekend - don't let NoM lead you astray (no offence NoM)...
Been taking ibropfen (sp) every four hours.
Could they be upsetting my stomach? Not eaten much for the last few days because I feel a bit sickly...but still taking the tablets....
i have just got back into training after 4 months steady "on the drink" i have been battling alcohol for years now and the gym is one good thing that keeps me away from it. anyway ive been...
It's Friday! Another weekend is here. Some sunshine would be nice. I'm looking forward to Monday, (It's true!) We are away for a few days for a change of scenery.
Have a happy day everyone....
....a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today,...
Like any other 'man' things? Eg: The smell of their own farts Watching police chases on telly Films with guns and explosions Football in the park Scratching their 'intimate' areas Porn Real ale Grease...
You like them...the opportunity arises would you go home after a chaste kiss or go s*ddit lets book into a hotel...
Asking for a friend you understand.......