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rowanwitch
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi,...
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Garmard
I haven't been here for a while....what have they done to answerbank?....I like it.
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boxtops
I had to laugh at this text message sent in to yesterday's Metro newspaper: You know you're getting old when you watch porn and think: "ooh, that bed looks comfy"!...
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merciasounds
spicy crab cakes Chicken noodle soup Baba Ganoush (baked aubergine dip with tahini) warm pitta Deep fried beer-battered skate wing, hand cut chips and mushy/garden peas or Spicy lamb tagine with cous...
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zzxxee
to have is???? and why ??
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Gromit
Southampton City Council bosses have banned staff from wearing mini-skirts and could send them home if they flout the rules. Women staff received a memo telling them they needed to dress respectfully...
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Jemisa
He said. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said. You wear pants don't you? He said. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said. That's a good idea - you...
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ttfn
Morning rowan - please thank tinkerbell for me. I am off for a few days now but hope to catch you again after the weekend. Hope you enjoy your weekend - don't let NoM lead you astray (no offence NoM)...
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ummmm
Been taking ibropfen (sp) every four hours. Could they be upsetting my stomach? Not eaten much for the last few days because I feel a bit sickly...but still taking the tablets....
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bradycat
How do you eat yours??????
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scorpio
i have just got back into training after 4 months steady "on the drink" i have been battling alcohol for years now and the gym is one good thing that keeps me away from it. anyway ive been...
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NoMercy
Happy birthday, you crusty old fart. :-0 Hope you have an awesome day, babe. XXXXXXXXXX...
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waterboatman
It's Friday! Another weekend is here. Some sunshine would be nice. I'm looking forward to Monday, (It's true!) We are away for a few days for a change of scenery. Have a happy day everyone....
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bobjugs12
....a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today,...
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bobjugs12
Like any other 'man' things? Eg: The smell of their own farts Watching police chases on telly Films with guns and explosions Football in the park Scratching their 'intimate' areas Porn Real ale Grease...
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NoMercy
Eat pork scratchings?
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rowanwitch
You like them...the opportunity arises would you go home after a chaste kiss or go s*ddit lets book into a hotel... Asking for a friend you understand.......
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bobjugs12
Die Hard is on Film4!! Ho ho ho, i've got a machine gun!! Yippee Kay Yay Motherfluffer...
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lardhelmet
Naples, Florida? Watching Fantasy Homes by the Sea on Watch (105). I'd pick Barbados. Where would you pick (it has to be abroad)?...

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