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Missing a childs first birthday

How important do you think it is? I have to go away on business and will miss it. My wife wants me to change but I dont see the point. The child will not remember it anyway let alone realise he is 1...

Misky

Should I worry about my boobs?

Ellipsis

Missing Genitals

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...and-somerset-10701733 A Somerset man is seeking legal advice after a police officer "accidentally" discharged a 50,000 volt Taser gun into his groin, narrowly missing...

berniecuddles

GOOD MORNING ALL

very warm and sticky night here in bean no air about at all no movement in the sails!! have agood day and be safe people!!...

Matheous-2

Windbreak Evergreens

Can anyone suggest a fast growing evergreen to fill a three metre gap where the wind accelerates through between our shed & garage (west to east)?

lindylou16

How to change my Avatar on AB

Help please That darn sheep gets better looking everyday

Captin Kirk

can a dog have ADHD? ...

according to the workshy family in CH4's Fairy Jobmother on at the moment theirs has ...

lindylou16

Ladies, Am i glad its all over. Do you feel the same?

Golf. The only time it's acceptable for a man to hold an iron....

bibblebub

Vuvuzelas banned at football grounds

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/10704971 Several clubs have banned vuvuzelas at their grounds. Thank goodness for that otherwise we wouldn't be able to hear whom the crowd are calling a w*****r....

ellieee

smell of fried bacon

anyone know how to get rid of the smell? ive had the extractor on, opened the door, washed the pan and sprayed air freshener ... my mate walked through the door and could still smell it

NoMercy

Dirty Weekend.

Donald Duck goes away for a dirty weekend. He suddenly realises he hasn't got an condoms and runs down to reception to ask if they stock them. "Certainly, Sir," says the receptionist....

Booldawg

My idea of Hell

I think I wouldve soiled myself and then had a heart attack...on the spot. http://uk.news.yahoo....ider-shi-870a197.html...

Jan1957

IT'S GOOD NEWS!!!

Got the phone call from the surgeon to say hubby is ok and the surgery went well. It was a large tumour and a 6 hour operation but he is confident that he was able to remove all the cancerous tissue....

poodicat

How Much Exercise Have You Done Today?

I am knackered i have done 22,350 steps

B00

My turn for nonsense

My daughter's favourite poem, and I laugh my socks off each time I hear it too, I'm easily pleased... Algy met a bear The bear met Algy The bear was bulgy The bulge was Algy. C'mon, admit it, you...

looobylooo

wasps/hornets in patio...?

hi all, weve a patio of paving slabs out in our back garden, in one of the small open cracks between the slabs weve noticed some sort of wasp/hornet type creature who seems to be making his home in...

hippyhoppy

Had to stump up for lunch...

After this mornings reservoir's questions.. I had to 'bite the bullet and stump up for lunch' as jack so succinctly put it... but I still don't think they have currents...

Jules001

smallish round black flies in Norfolk

Just back from holiday (stayed on Norfolk/Suffolk borders) and was plagued by these tiny little black flies, I don't think they were biters, but very annoying. Someone said they were thunder flies,...

McMouse

If you could put a (temporary) curse on someone

who and what would it be?

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