I've got a paper cut! :o( waaaaah.. plasters, I need plasters.... *shows finger to cbers.. oops, hehe, wrong finger - sorry, didn't mean to be rude :o\ .... errrm, it's this one.
Wife has gone out with the leader of the opposition (mother in law to give her the official title), sprog is asleep so is the cat, telly is rubbish and im bored
Hi everybody! http://www.bollox.net/index.php?id=41 Comments? Don't know if you can tell where the weight was added, but I have an idea for the next posting........
A woman came up to me and saidI'd like to poison your mindWith wrong ideas that appeal to youThough I am not unkindShe looked at me, I looked at somethingWritten across her scalpAnd these are the...
You're older than you've ever beenAnd now you're even olderAnd now you're even olderAnd now you're even olderYou're older than you've ever beenAnd now you're even olderAnd now you're older stillTime...
Ladies and gentlemenLadies and gentlemenSpiderHe is our heroSpiderGet rid ofSpiderStep on spiderSpiderWe love you spiderI promise not to kill youSpiderSpiderWe love you spiderSpiderGet rid...
Get out of the carPut down the phoneTake off that stupid looking hat you wearI'm going to die if you touch me one more timeWell I guess that I'm going to die no matter whatLove people are thereThe...
In the chilly hours and minutes,Of uncertainty, I want to be,In the warm hold of your loving mind.To feel you all around me,And to take your hand, along the sand,Ah, but I may as well try and catch...
