A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree. As he slept, two female tourists...
A Scotsman was travelling home from London by train. A woman was sitting opposite him. She said, "I'm curious to know what a Scotsman wear under his kilt?" He said, "Put your hand up and see." She...