My friend wants some ideas of what gift he can get to give his wife from his baby daughter for her 1st mothers day. Some sort of keepsake. All ideas appreciated (keep them clean! Lol)
Just bought a double wall socket,to install in new build wall, where the live neutral and earth wires go into their terminals there are no screws to hold the wires in the terminals, the wires just...
Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. On the first day the young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says, "Ok, old fella, time to retire." The...
Hello Abers one and all :)) Whether you believe in reincarnation or not; if you could come back, what would you like to come back as? For me, I would like to come back as a singing candle: for, then,...
Is this example of thuggery really a suitable base for the punning skills of sub-editors?
http://tv.uk.msn.com/news/ant-mcpartlin-assaulted-outside-pub...
Council has introduced a new re-cycling regime with 5 difference bins. I've just about fathomed out what does where, but not without casualties. 1. Turned ankle stamping on beer cans which have to be...
'fess up, when did you last have a Maccy D, KFC, kebab, pizza slice? I'm fairly sure I've had a takeaway this year but cannot recall what it was. I am in need of chips though and will be going out for...
Einstein's theory states nothing can move faster than light. How did we get all the way out here with images from the beginning of time still arriving? It is also accepted that the big bang pushed...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2586932/TV-comic-groomed-tragic-overdose-teenager-18-year-olds-mystery-death-star-showered-gifts-sexual-advances.html /// But police never questioned the...
The rice treatment, that is. During a particularly nasty downfall the other evening I slipped on a mound of ice (yes, we still have ice!) whilst approaching a cab and fell flat into a gushing gutter...
The oven's on a go-slow for cooking the chook, the washing machine has piddled on the kitchen floor again. The dog escaped, but is now back safely. However, I have the sanctity of AB There's always a...
what's the name of the actress on the sun lounger in the first choice holiday advert, she also is in a hotel lying on a bed,she whispers and her husband always asks who she is talking to....
In one of the episodes of the Sweeney series in the 70's, there was a bank robbery and a hostage in some sort of college complex I think, where is that in the uk and is it still there?
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