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Cooking Fat

I just caught a man copulating with a packet of lard. The fat phuqqer!
14:57 Thu 30th Sep 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 07:40 Fri 01st Oct 2010
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Council Tax

On my new Council Tax application form there is a question asking if I have any dependants. Apparently putting 'millions of drug addicts, underage mothers on benefits, scroungers and the detritus of...
14:55 Thu 30th Sep 20102 answers, last by askyourgran 15:02 Thu 30th Sep 2010
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Tradesmen

I was watching a rude film the other day. There was a woman giving hand jobs to a plumber, a carpenter, an electrician and a plasterer. It was called 'Jack Off All Trades.'
14:51 Thu 30th Sep 20102 answers, last by marval 16:06 Thu 30th Sep 2010
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Tolerance

I'm appalled at public attitude to the new mosque near Ground Zero. To show our tolerance we should let them build a mosque. Then across the street we could have a topless bar called You Mecca Me Hot,...
14:48 Thu 30th Sep 20103 answers, last by beso 10:42 Mon 04th Oct 2010
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Hypnotist

A man unable to perform in bed goes to see a hypnotist. The man is hypnotised and told if he says '1 2 3' he will get the mother of all hard ons for as long as he wants. The hypnotist warns though...
14:45 Thu 30th Sep 20104 answers, last by arrymong 10:25 Sun 03rd Oct 2010
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Extra Marital

I left the wife at home and went out on the town last night. I met a lovely deaf girl, we went back to her flat and made love. I felt so guilty about it I've superglued her hands together so she can't...
16:33 Wed 29th Sep 20104 answers, last by craft1948 21:46 Wed 29th Sep 2010
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Georgie joke again

George Michael has been forced to give hand jobs to his fellow inmates in jail and then make drinking chocolate for them. He is currently working on a new single called W**k Me Off Before Your Cocoa.
13:14 Thu 16th Sep 20105 answers, last by ELVIS68 23:25 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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Chelsea Flower Show

A 73 year old woman has been detained by police for streaking at the Chelsea Flower Show. She was let off with a caution but was awarded first prize for the best dried bush arrangement.
12:31 Thu 16th Sep 20105 answers, last by Avatar 11:52 Fri 17th Sep 2010
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Another George Michael joke

George Michael had surgery last night to remove a chocolate bar that was wedged up his bum. In a statement his agent said it was a careless Wispa.
12:14 Wed 15th Sep 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 12:48 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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The Avengers

Two irishmen are talking in the pub. Paddy says to Mick...did ye hear dat de actress who played Pussy Galore in de Avengers has split her fanny wide open? Micks says....bejaysus and holy farder do you...
07:43 Fri 03rd Sep 20102 answers, last by beso 22:10 Fri 03rd Sep 2010
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Online business

Started an online suicide bombers equipment company where the bombs are disguised as prayer mats, calling it Mats for Snags. It's a huge success. Prophets are going through the roof.
15:58 Wed 18th Aug 20101 answer, last by Seafarer1966 16:00 Wed 18th Aug 2010
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New Girlfriend

A guy is having fabulous s3x with his stunning new girlfriend. Afterwards she strokes and fondles his knackers for ages. He asks her......why do you like playing with my nads for such a long time? She...
15:43 Tue 17th Aug 20104 answers, last by Sqad 07:25 Fri 20th Aug 2010
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Margarine

A catholic priest opened a tub of margarine and saw the face of jesus. He showed it to his mate from Tibet. His mate said.....I can't believe it's not Buddha.
13:50 Tue 10th Aug 201015 answers, last by Seafarer1966 14:56 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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Flood joke

The BNP are doing their bit to assist the pakistan flood disaster. They're airlifting 600 crocodiles there as quick as they can.
13:48 Tue 10th Aug 2010
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Song

A charity single has been put together and all proceeds of sales will go towards helping the Pakistan flood disaster. It's called.....'Raindrops Keep Falling on Ahmed.'
12:53 Wed 04th Aug 20104 answers, last by tamborine 12:58 Wed 04th Aug 2010

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