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Christmas

We were so poor at Christmas that if you didn't wake up with a stiffy Christmas morning you had nothing to play with.
14:21 Thu 29th Oct 20096 answers, last by gsr600 17:37 Sat 31st Oct 2009
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Andrew Lloyd Webber

I was sorry to hear that Andrew Lloyd Webber was ill. I hope he doesn't make a song and dance about it.
14:20 Thu 29th Oct 20091 answer, last by carlton23 23:23 Fri 30th Oct 2009
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In the desert

Another old one from the Ark but can't get much worse than some of the others on here... Three Englishmen are stuck in the desert. They have plenty of water but have had nothing to eat for two weeks....
13:25 Tue 27th Oct 20092 answers, last by Seafarer1966 14:10 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Trans World Airlines

This is an old one but worth a mention for the youngsters who haven't heard it... On board a Transworld Airlines flight the pretty young stewardess asks a passenger if he would like some Transworld...
13:21 Tue 27th Oct 200920 answers, last by another-view 15:43 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is rounding up as many mingers as he can find. He wants to make Susan Boyle look good in her new video so is surrounding her with munters. The bus leaves at 9 in the morning. Don't be...
13:17 Tue 27th Oct 20093 answers, last by keithlbw 18:37 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Bolt thread....but not threading compound

What's that product called that is made by Loctite in a small blue plastic bottle? It is applied on a bolt thread to stop it undoing so easily i.e. on a brake caliper assembly.
08:41 Fri 16th Oct 20092 answers, last by tonyav 09:24 Fri 16th Oct 2009
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Wee man

A man goes to the library and asks for a book on dwarf s3x. The librarian shudders and says....how can you stoop so low? The man replies....yes that's the one!...
19:31 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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The Avengers

Paddy was talking to Mick. Did you hear that the Bond girl that was also in The Avengers has split her fanny wide open? says Paddy. Bejaysus no! Says Mick.....you mean Honor Blackman? Paddy...
13:03 Fri 09th Oct 20091 answer, last by tonyav 13:59 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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Soup

I was volunteering in a soup kitchen. At closing time I seemed to upset the clientele. All I said was....hurry up....don't you know some of us have got homes to go to?!
12:49 Fri 09th Oct 20091 answer, last by stoofur 08:15 Sat 10th Oct 2009

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