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Desert Island

Pacific cruise ship sinks with only three survivors washed up on a desert island...David, Darren and Daisy. After a few months nature takes it's course and the three of them engage in regular menage a...
12:42 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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Dog

Two men walking down the road see a blind dog vigorously humping a cabbage. One guy says to the other.....poor thing....must have thought it was a collie....
12:39 Fri 09th Oct 20092 answers, last by marval 16:12 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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Marriage

Two married guys are out drinking and moaning about their wives. One says...I can never sneak into the house after a night on the lash...she always hears me! The other guys says....do what I...
09:29 Fri 09th Oct 20093 answers, last by silka 09:32 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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Fruit

I woke up the other morning with a piece of dried fruit up my rectum. I soon realised I'd been date raped.
09:26 Fri 09th Oct 20091 answer, last by ummmm 09:27 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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Bra

Paddy goes into a shop to buy a ladies bra. What bust? enquires the assistant. Paddy replies....the condom did of course!...
09:25 Fri 09th Oct 20092 answers, last by albaqwerty 09:34 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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Nicked

Two shirtlifters are caught at it in an alleyway by a policeman. One runs off but the cop grabs hold of the other one. The cop says....I ought to stick my truncheon up your arse for doing that. The...
21:12 Fri 25th Sep 20093 answers, last by carlton23 14:09 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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Peter Andre

Peter Andre has just applied for a job at a coal yard. His qualifications? Humping slag for four years.
21:08 Fri 25th Sep 20092 answers, last by Seafarer1966 12:56 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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Age

How do you know you've become old and unattractive? Your dog closes its eyes whilst humping your leg....
21:05 Fri 25th Sep 20091 answer, last by carlton23 14:11 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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A Sweet Sort of Joke

Mr. Cadbury met Miss Rowntree in a room on Quality Street. it was After Eight. He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic, then slipped his hand into her Snickers and showed her his Curly Wurly....
21:00 Fri 25th Sep 20092 answers, last by carlton23 14:14 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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Domestics

A man was arrested three times this week for knocking his wife out. The police asked him why he keeps beating her. He replied "fancy footwork, better reach and a significant weight advantage."
09:32 Fri 14th Aug 20092 answers, last by carsonking 23:31 Sun 16th Aug 2009
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Power Steering Fluid

I have a 55 registration Vauxhall Astra Estate 1.8 petrol automatic. I need to buy some power steering fluid. Which type/spec do I need?
13:43 Wed 11th Mar 20093 answers, last by Electrochem 22:07 Thu 12th Mar 2009
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For Info. to All - K-Seal

Just a tip for all you diy motor mechanics like myself. I used a radiator stop-leak product yesterday called K-Seal. An American equivalent of Radweld. The difference is that this actually works....
11:51 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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For Info. to All - K-Seal

Just a tip for all you diy motor mechanics like myself. I used a radiator stop-leak product yesterday called K-Seal. An American equivalent of Radweld. The difference is that this actually works....
11:51 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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Going Fishing

A keen angler tels his wife she's going fishing with him. She complains and he offers her an ultimatum....if she doesn't come fishing she's got to give him a blow job or take it up her trumper. She...
15:31 Wed 18th Feb 20091 answer, last by paraffin 17:00 Wed 18th Feb 2009
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BeJaysus and Holy Farder!

Paddy goes to the3 docs complaining of acute deafness. The doc asks him to describe the symptoms. Paddy says: Well Marge has blue hair and Homer is ever so fat!
15:25 Wed 18th Feb 2009
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In Memoriam

It is with tremendous sadness that I have to tell you that a local blonde lady has just lost 95 percent of her brain capacity. Her husband just left her.
15:23 Wed 18th Feb 2009
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Credit Crunch

The way this country is going there will only be two banks left......the blood bank and the sperm bank. If those two merge we really will be run by bloody w*nkers!
15:17 Wed 18th Feb 20092 answers, last by cat murphy 18:31 Fri 20th Feb 2009
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Cinders

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged a bit.
12:04 Thu 05th Feb 2009
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Door to Door

Don't you just hate those people who come to your door of an evening selling stuff or representing some charity or other. A woman came to my front door last night collecting for a sperm bank. I gave...
12:03 Thu 05th Feb 2009
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A Quick Earner

A bloke fancies a girl he works with but she's got a boyfriend. He offers her a thousand quid if she will have s3x with him just the once. She agrees, as long as it's only once. He says ......don't...
12:01 Thu 05th Feb 2009

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